[Talking_Mouse]

Well, now that that’s solved maybe next he can finally put that JFK assassination to rest.

Four different aliens (the Grays) did it from the grassy knoll.

[Jack Hammer]

Jimmy Hoffa isn’t dead; he purchased the downed space craft from Roswell and is now managing the Union of Interstellar Trucking and Long Distance Hauling. I have it on good authority that his office is on Alpha Centauri 4, and I’ll be revealing all in my upcoming book - soon to be avaliable at $24.95 at all retail booksellers.