According to this guy, if I get married, I’ll be old, lonely, and broke, and possibly in prison.
Look at the bright side. You’ll be the next Country Music Superstar.
Thank you. I needed that on a Friday afternoon (where I’m at). It was worth cleaning Coke off my screen for.
But, he still needs to work in lyrics about his dog dying and his pickup truck breaking down to make it a CMA winner.