[Cheburashka]

You should have asked Raven if Will has been picking up his laundry in the basement.
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You should show some respect to Raven. She's the only DUmmie mother who actually got her offspring to move out of the basement.

Of course, now he sleeps on the floor of Bukowski's, but you take what you can get.

[soccermom]

Hmmmmmm.....wasn't he supposed to have been whisked away to an undisclosed location? Lynne Cheney's basment?

[Charles Henrickson]

BOUNCER FROM NEW ORLEANS
Tune: "City of New Orleans"

Writing 'bout a bouncer from New Orleans,
Plenty of Pitt--ain't no one I love more!
Pass the made-up facts in with the twaddle,
Full of Will's rambling speech galore.

Mid the grunts of barroom bouncers
And the sounds from here in Cheers,
Still my brilliance echoes through the rooms!
DUmmies with their minds asleep
Are buying all the crap I sweep--
This yarn's got the scent of certain barnyard fumes!

Good making DUmmieland my barroom!
Don't you know me, I'm so full of it!
I'm the guy who uses bouncers from New Orleans,
I'll be gone five hundred lines 'cause I'm Willie Pitt!