I wouldn't mind being Thurston Howell the 3rd, although I would have cashed in Lovey for Maryann.
I would like to remind the DUmmies that culture existed long before there were leftists. I don't believe Shakespeare or Dickens were democrats. When the Hollywood studio system was in full swing (up until the 60's) actors were FORBIDDEN in their contracts from making annoying and ill-informed political statements. To this day I have no idea if Cary Grant and David Niven were Republicans or democrats, and it doesn't matter to me, because they kept their opinions to themselves, realizing that they were actors and not experts on foreign policy or economics.
We DO however, have Dennis Miller, who has an IQ greater than the sum of the IQ scores of Michael Moore, Rosie O'Donnell, Jon Stewart, David Letterman, and Brad Pitt.
And think how much money we save by not supporting the mindless Hollywood set! All the better to free up money to donate to our favorite REPUBLICAN candidates! HA!