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DUmmie FUnnies 03-27-07 (William Rivers Pitt Invites Kevin Spacey To His Apartment)
DUmmie FUnnies ^
| March 27, 2007
| William Rivers Pitt and PJ-Comix
Posted on 03/27/2007 5:54:31 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Charles Henrickson
Ugh. He's freakin' creepy...
To: decal
Spacey's thinking, "Does this guy ever stop talking? I do like the bald head, though."
To: rzeznikj at stout
Now Spacey's thinking, "Maybe THIS will get him to leave me alone. Stick it in that big yap of his. . . ."
To: Charles Henrickson
"'Maybe THIS will get him to leave me alone. Stick it in that big yap of his. . .'"
Benburch isn't bald, perchance, is he?
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posted on
03/27/2007 8:57:00 PM PDT
by
decal
(Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives - the Progs have never figured this out.)
To: Charles Henrickson
Nah, one of these should work, provided you can find one big enough...8^)
To: decal
"One pound of pure, solid, crystal meth! Now I'll just slip it in his drink and see if he'll ask me home."
To: Charles Henrickson
...this of course is assuming that he's not already slouched over the floor at Bukowski's 8^)
To: PJ-Comix; JRios1968; Charles Henrickson; Barset
A little closer to what actually happened that night:
What'll it be, Pitt, the usual?
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You know it! After a seven-hour blizzard of errands, driving, waiting,
errands, driving, waiting, lather, rinse, repeat, a man needs a good stiff drink!
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Right. Comin' up...
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... one "Kevin Spacey".
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Or as I like to call them- "Keyser F*ckin' Sozes"! Tee hee!
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Hmmm, this gives me an idea .... sure why not... those DUmmies will buy
anything I say. Keep those "Keyser F*ckin' Sozes" comin', Moe, I've got some writing to do!
To: Roscoe Karns
Maybe Pitt got mixed up and it was actually Mr. SpaceLY who showed up at Bukowski's:
To: Charles Henrickson
Medussa was a piker.
You want a piece of the serpent's head?
Stand in line!!!
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posted on
03/27/2007 10:53:15 PM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
To: Charles Henrickson
Are you series?
This could be HUGH...
To: Charles Henrickson
"Pitt's son, YOU-U-U-U-U-U-U-U'RE FIRED!!"
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posted on
03/27/2007 11:23:48 PM PDT
by
decal
(Mother Nature and Real Life are conservatives - the Progs have never figured this out.)
To: PJ-Comix
It's Kaiser, not "Keyser".
To: KosmicKitty
It's easy: Kevin Spacey: "The Usual Suspects"
John Cusack: "Grosse Point Blank".
The former is a better movie, but the latter is a lot funnier...
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posted on
03/28/2007 1:16:34 AM PDT
by
ABG(anybody but Gore)
("We're Living In A Twilight World..."- Swingout Sister)
To: Barset
Funny, 'L&O Criminal Intent' just did an episode on a Jason Blair type a couple of nights ago...
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posted on
03/28/2007 1:28:24 AM PDT
by
ABG(anybody but Gore)
("We're Living In A Twilight World..."- Swingout Sister)
To: PJ-Comix
Holy Mother of God, he is full of himself. That was painful.
I just read Spacey's bio, in which he claims women (or I suppose certain "men") sometimes mistakenly think he's gay, but he isn't. Somebody needs to break it to Pitt, before he embarrasses himself further.
To: PJ-Comix
There were maybe three of us at the bar a couple of Tuesdays ago, one of those quiet past-midnight midweek nights when most people are safely indoors, when the wind blowing around the buildings seemed loud because the sidewalks were so silent, and one last winter snowstorm made even the tire buzz of the cabs on Boylston Street sound like it was coming from miles away. This low whisper of a Tuesday night found me and two regulars trying to keep the bored bartenders from lighting themselves on fire just so they'd have something to do besides stare at us over the taps.
It was a dark and stormy night... Sheesh. How embarrassing.
Wasn't it reported that Spacey was on a beach somewhere in a compromising position with a man? Just askin'.
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posted on
03/28/2007 1:59:56 AM PDT
by
Watery Tart
(DiminutiveUnderparts)
To: berkeleybeej
PJ, I love the DUFU's. But let's face it -- Pitt is no longer funny, he is BORING!!! But when he engages in blatant celeb worship and invites Kevin Spacey to his apartment, he is FUnnie.
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posted on
03/28/2007 3:56:33 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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To: Barset
I'm confused. Last week the Pittstain intruded on the actor who was trying to enjoy a drink. When did he invite him to his apartment? On the Second Spacey entry into Bukowski's where he once again met the one who declared, "I'm where celebrity worship goes to die."
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posted on
03/28/2007 4:00:20 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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To: Mr. Silverback
Must have been cool. Allen was a class act. Allen was OFF SCALE intelligent.
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posted on
03/28/2007 4:02:14 AM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
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