[Issaquahking]

Kerry said he wasn’t aware that Gore had been working on the topic. “I didn’t know Vice-President Gore had been working on the environment,” Kerry said. “I’d wondered what had become of him after the 2000 election. Well, if he has any stories he’d like to submit for possible inclusion in my book I’d be happy to take a look at what he has to say. I want people to know that no source is too humble, nor person too insignificant to contribute to my book.”

Jon F'n when you have $hit for brains, it's hard to see what the rest of the world is doing.

[george76]

"Hello, Lieutenant? This is Detective Sousa...we have a 'John F'n Kerry' here who claims he was working in his office when suddenly a woman with tremendous CANKLES rushed out of the shadows, slapped him silly, and dropped a note saying 'stay away in 2008'".

"Yes, Sir, we have called his wife, she will come take him home..."

[SierraWasp]

I'll never forget Johnny Carson referring to it as: "Shifferbranes Syndrome!"