FEARS OF A COWARD
Tune: "Tears of a Clown"
Al-Sadr is miles out of place
But he wants to assure the Shiites
That when it comes down to Mookie's trip
Now listen he's only gone to see sights
But don't let his brief excursion
Lead you to think he's Persian
When there's an attack
Al-Sadr will act
He's gone but he's comin' right back
Never mind just how quickly he packed
Now there's some sandbags in Iran
That's where Mookie al-Sadr ran
The fears of a coward
When the surge is empowered
Now if he appears to run and flee
It's only to get back that much sooner
No fear of a surge could make him fly
That bit about bombs is an ugly rumor
So don't think just 'cause he's missing
That he's a great big sissy
He needed to go
Al-Sadr said so
He's gone but he wants you to know
That the virgins will surge when you blow
Now there's some sandbags in Iran
That's where Mookie al-Sadr ran
The fears of a coward
When the surge is empowered
Just like Osama did
He tries to keep his presence hid
Heroic in the Muslim world
But in a little ball he's curled
The fears of a coward
When the surge is empowered
{Fade out}
Al-Sadr is miles out of place
Don't let his brief excursion
Lead you to think he's Persian
Don't let this trip he's made
Make you think that he's afraid
When really he's brave
He laughs at the grave . . .