DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-07 ("Gore Leaves Door Ajar for 2008")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 8, 2007 | DUmmies, HUffies, and PJ-Comix

[Dooderbutt]

Gore is the quintessential Boy Scout. . . . An Inconvenient Troop.

Bwaa Haa Haaaa! OMG Charles, thank you - I really needed that laugh (an inconvient troop! Hee hee hee!!!)

[Charles Henrickson]

Id rather have an overweight, intelligent, principled president. . . .

Well, Al's got the "overweight" part down pretty good. Now he needs to start working on the "intelligent" and "principled."

. . . than a fit chimpanzee.

I'll let you in on a little secret: King Chimpy is not running in '08.

Our Glorious Emperor

Chimpus Khan
All hail King Chimpy!

[Phantom Lord]

I don't think Gore will run. Neal Boortz gave a reason today that I think runs true and is likely in the back of Gore's mind when he thinks about running. To paraphrase Neal, it is better for Gore to be remembered as the guy who ran and may have had his victory stolen than to be the guy who ran and lost, again.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

No mention of sHillary's FBI files?

[Charles Henrickson]

he never had the stomach for the presidency. . . .

Oh, I don't know about that. Soon his stomach will be up to William Howard Taft proportions:

[Paul Heinzman]

WP: Gore Leaves Door Ajar for 2008

Al left a door ajar in Tennessee.

[Paul Heinzman]

Over the past six years, Gore has become a heroic figure for the party's liberal left…

That’s a group with a proven track record.

[Paul Heinzman]

That renewed popularity has stoked speculation that Gore just may have another national race up his sleeve.

Or another doughnut up his sleeve.

[Paul Heinzman]

"There are no secret meetings going on to plan the Gore campaign," said Carter Eskew, a longtime confidant of the former vice president.

Gore is eschewing Eskew.

[Paul Heinzman]

…leaving the same small but substantial amount of wiggle room that Gore himself has left....

Is it small or is it substantial? I’d expect better from a writer from the Washington Post.

[Paul Heinzman]

Run Al, run! I would work my ass off for President Gore.

As long as you don’t have to work Gore’s ass off—that’d take too long.

[Paul Heinzman]

Gore is the quintessential Boy Scout, and I mean that in the most positive sense.

Only a DUmmie could see a negative side to being a Boy Scout.

[Charles Henrickson]

I bet your "Palm Beach Polka" would have won.

Thanks! BTW, it's "The Palm Beach POKEY," based on "The Hokey Pokey."

THE PALM BEACH POKEY
Tune: "The Hokey Pokey"

You put your stylus in,
You put your stylus out,
You put your stylus in,
And you punch Buchanan out.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You put the Gore votes in,
You put the Bush votes out,
You put the Gore votes in,
And you do another count.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You bring your lawyers in,
You drag the whole thing out,
You bring your lawyers in,
And you put it all in doubt.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You let your doctors spin,
You let the pundits spout,
You let your doctors spin,
And your people whine and pout.
You do the Palm Beach Pokey
And you turn the count around,
That's what it's all about!

You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
You do the Palm Beach Pokey,
That's what it's all about!

[Paul Heinzman]

His message is too important. He should not run. The global warming issue is vital

He’s too important to be president.

[Paul Heinzman]

NO ONE thinks he has political aspirations behind everything he does. Don't insult the good DUers on this site.

Yeah, that’s our job.

[Paul Heinzman]

I hope he does run it would be great to see him in the field.

Al Gore's out standing in his field.

[Paul Heinzman]

Hillary will crap her pants…

Well, my lunch is over.

[rzeznikj at stout]

LOL

[franksolich]

Have you said anything about The Stork? (Might be fun just to see them sputter abouot "copyright" laws.

That's a reference to Fat Che's little brother in DUmmieland, right?

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

No, my friend. It is a web-presence in competition to PJ's WEAR THE BEAR...I call it (unabashedly) Wear The Stork