[PJ-Comix]

If you see idiots showing up at the polls with bottles of windex, then you know they are DUmmies.

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

[MindBender26]

>Debra A. Reed voted with her boss on Wednesday at African-American Research Library and Cultural Center near Fort Lauderdale.

At the library, who was watching the book while they were gone?

[Paradox]

The Foley story broke just a bit too early. And Rove knows just what to do,and has the money to do it, to manipulate the bad news off the TV screen. He manipulates well Waaaa! Our dirty tricks are no match for the planning and coordination of the Rovenator! Whaaaa, we are Doomed!

[cripplecreek]

The democrats must be in real trouble for them to be winding up the vote fraud conspiracies. Bev Harris was just on FOX this morning.

[Democratshavenobrains]

I guess they didn't get the memo that Joe Wilson's phony baloney case against Rove was laughed out the courtroom.

[ilovew]

**"Broward Co., FL: Votes for Democrats are registering for Republicans."**

Darn I didn't even see that one. That would've been a really fun thread to play on.

[ilovew]

**I've seen you before at DU, often pooh-poohing problems in this EGREGIOUSLY non-transparent voting technology. Do you LIKE non-transparent, unverifiable vote counting, run on TRADE SECRET, PROPRIETARY programming code, owned and controlled by Bushite corporations? Please tell us.**

Lol they get REALLY irritable if you don't agree with them. Especially if you suggest that someone's going to lose...that really pisses them off.

[epow]

A poll worker then helped Rudolf, but it took three tries to get it right,

Mmmmmm, It appears that we have a little more tinkering to do on the software, that machine should not have gotten it "right" after only 3 tries. Our secret test DUmmy experiments have shown that the average DUmmy voter will give up after 4 tries and accept the inevitable.

[ilovew]

**all these so-called "security" measures are a farce, a dumbshow, designed to hoodwink election workers and the public**

What security measures? I thought we all agreed on another thread that the Almighty Karl had told us that he was stealing the elections.

[ilovew]

**Hand Counted Paper Ballots NOW!**

Sheesh...you people are the reason we HAVE electronic voting machines. You didn't like hand counted ballots, remember?

[epow]

. Why is it...the mistakes are ALWAYS in favor of the republicans.

If it's alright with you let's not use the term "mistakes", OK? We prefer to call it a "correction" when the machine automatically registers a Democrat vote in the Republican column.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

this afternoon some guy was walking the neighborhood. he said he was canvassing for KLEIN the democrat running against CLAY SHAW. HE HAD MY NAME, MY HUSBAND'S NAME AND OUR SON'S NAME. HE ASKED IF WE WERE GOING TO VOTE FOR KLEIN. but since i don't care who knows that i will never vote republican i told him yes, then gave him a piece of my mind about bush and about the delusional thinking of KLEIN and every other democrat who thinks they are going to win and take democracy back with votes as long as bush and the likes of brenda the bush asskisser snipes control the machines. then i told him 'for all i know you might be an undercover homeland security person--he had a handheld machine that he kept punching as i kept talking--and who knows if someone is going to come and take me away after all i've told you--but quite frankly, i don't care. he said he wouldn't be wearing a VOTE FOR KLEIN gummy sticker posted to his shirt if he were a homeland security. i said yes you would. if you were a homeland security undercover person you would be wearing a kline sticker.

[Sloth]

Rove is giving a virtuoso performance designed to prevent the Democrats from taking control of the House and Senate or, if that is no longer possible, to...

Blasphemy! Nothing is impossible for Karl Rove.

[justshutupandtakeit]

Fox and Friends had Bev Harris on this morning warning about these infernal machines.

Democrat friends why put yourself through all this agony, just stay home this election.

You know you could be picked up on the streets around the polls, brainwashed by the Mighty Rove's forces and turned into a decent, patriotic American. Why risk it for a meaningless vote which has already been cancelled?

[epow]

then i told him 'for all i know you might be an undercover homeland security person--he had a handheld machine that he kept punching as i kept talking--and who knows if someone is going to come and take me away after all i've told you--but quite frankly, i don't care.

Actually the interviewer was an animatronic robot, and the handheld machine was analyzing your IQ and emotional stability to determine how likely you are to vote next week. That lets us know how to best divvy up the votes on the machines to make the final total appear legitimate while still giving GOP candidates a winning margin. Rove has had the Disney laboratories working on this project since the '04 election, and it seems to be coming along nicely.

[epow]

Not to mention Estee Lauder hand cream!

Or KY jelly. It's notorious for fouling up electronic devices, and besides gerbils hate the stuff.

[Panzerlied]

"No once has a republican came forward and said the machine bounced to the democrat when the selected a republican."

That's because we be the ones what programed the machines.

[epow]

....Rove is giving a virtuoso performance

The DUmmy is correct for once. On the evening of 11/08 Rove will celebrate victory by appearing with the NY Philharmonic to play lead violin in it's performance of Beethoven's Eroica Symphony. The guy is truly multitalented.

[epow]

Many will act as "marshals," supervising the "72-hour plan"

Actually they will be deputized as real federal marshalls and will detain certain preselected Democrat voters for questioning until the polls close.

[epow]

But I sense a momentum, especially after watching the Ford/Corker debate, that is building.

That momentum you're sensing is you falling off your computer chair. You should see you mental health physician right away, she might want to revise your medication dosage.

[epow]

They will have Dennis Kucinich lined up to go on TV and declare Bush a war criminal who must be sent to The Hague.]

Good idea PJ, Kucinich could easily influence the voting choices of what, 5, maybe 6 people nationwide?