Posted on 10/30/2006 2:46:31 AM PST by PJ-Comix
Ah, Big Oil! I KNEW it!
It's a glitch in the flux capacitor.
PAPER BALLOTS
Tune: "Paper Roses"
I sure despise the way you guys are staring
With sideways looks like I'm a kook to ask;
Just give me paper now or I'll start swearing
And hit you fascists with my Guy Fawkes mask!
Paper ballots, paper ballots--
Oh, how real those ballots seem to be!
But they're only a placebo:
Diebold says we're voting GOP!
I knew that Rove would plot a perfect caper
And try to make me go and touch a screen;
But I won't vote unless it's made of paper,
So find the form I want or I will scream!
Paper ballots, paper ballots--
Oh, how real those ballots seem to be!
But they're only a placebo:
Diebold says we're voting GOP!
Diebold says we're voting GOP!
PINKFINGER
Tune: "Goldfinger"
Pinkfinger
He's the man, the man with the Diebold touch
A screen you touch
Such a jinx-bringer
Beckons you to let up before you win
But don't give in
Poll results he will pour in your ear
But his polls can't control what you fear
For a Democrat knows there's disaster
On the list for Dems from Master . . .
Pinkfinger
Democrat, beware of the tricks of Rove
The web he wove.
Poll results he will pour in your ear
But his polls can't control what you fear
For a Democrat knows there's disaster
On the list for Dems from Master . . .
Pinkfinger
Democrat, beware of the tricks of Rove
The web he wove.
We fear only Rove
Only Rove
We fear Rove
We fear only Rove
Only Rove
We fear Rove
We fear Rove!
CRY (If you see polls)
By Johnnie Ray-of-Sunshine
Tune: "Cry" (If your sweetheart)
If you see polls that turn out to be too high
It's just Diebold, you'll feel better if you cry
When voting on a touchscreen
Don't you sometimes think it's real
But it's only fall elections that they steal
If the FReepers seem to hang around and gloat
And the red states keep getting redder with each vote
November storm clouds can be found
Behind the sunny skies
So get your hopes down and go on and cry
If the FReepers seem to hang around and gloat
And the red states keep getting redder with each vote
Well now, November storm clouds can be found
Behind a sunny sky
So get your hopes down and go on and cry
But of course it won't be. The election will be held on November 8.
Remember, remember, the 8th of November. . . .
The Orange Revolution begins today!
You've spent too much time over there, your ability to think like them is disturbing!
ROFLOL! Magnificent, just like ol' Karl himself.
Every right, indeed. Because we ALL know that the only way Republicans could POSSIBLY win an election is by stealing it. ("I voted Democrat, and all my friends voted Democrat. Therefore we should have won by a 100% margin.")
. . . . . . . . . . . . "Set beebers to STUNE!"
BTW, your version of Cry is another winner even if the original lyrics are sappy.
EEEEUUUUUUWWWWWW!!!
Let's just forget that I ever brought up the subject of gerbils, OK? I just ate dinner and I would like to keep it down.
Whoa--those must be some outdated beebers...
I know about Johnny Ray because they had a really interesting DOCUMENTARY about him on the tube. He could actually work himself into massive tears while singing the "Cry" song. I also did some research on Ray. Good singer but he had some, um, personal problems that maybe I shouldn't mention.
Haven't heard of him...
I have a new favorite. You're satirical tune-smithing is on par with Dr. Tom Lehrer.
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