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DUmmie FUnnies 10-16-06 (DUmmies Discuss Their Bush Derangement Syndrome)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | 10-16-06 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/16/2006 4:35:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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Anybody remember that incident in which DUmmie walldude lost his job due to his stupidity in posting about sabotaging a trade show he was working at?

Let me know if you want on the DUmmie FUnnies PING List.

1 posted on 10/16/2006 4:35:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 10/16/2006 4:36:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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Wow! Where'd you get that pic of the 'Air America' control room?


3 posted on 10/16/2006 4:38:21 AM PDT by COBOL2Java ("No stronger retrograde force exists in the world" - Winston Churchill on Islam)
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Top 10!


4 posted on 10/16/2006 4:39:39 AM PDT by RangerM
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Top ten! Woo hoo


5 posted on 10/16/2006 4:42:56 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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6?


6 posted on 10/16/2006 4:43:07 AM PDT by SIDENET (Is it too early for flapjacks?)
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made it!


7 posted on 10/16/2006 4:43:26 AM PDT by Toadman
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Top 10.


8 posted on 10/16/2006 4:43:47 AM PDT by steveegg (Let's make the deeply-saddened Head KOmmie deeply soddened in Nov. - deny the 'RATs the election)
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top 10


9 posted on 10/16/2006 4:46:22 AM PDT by Mercat (Ìïõ ðáñïõóéÜóôå ôé ï Mohammed Ýöåñå ðïõ Þôáí íÝïò, êáé åêåß èá âñåßôå ôá ðñÜãìáôá ìüíï êáêÜ êáé áðÜí)
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I notice when I go to the mall.. some are sitting there like zombies and they aren't shopping. I think that they just want to get out of the house, If they still have one.

Zomibes at the mall? Maybe someone should make a movie about that. Oh wait, they already have. Twice.

It's as though we (the people) were running from the "authorities" (our ruling class (rc), though we still mostly haven't realized it) in a desperate car chase, and we just ran over the tire deflating device deployed by the authorities... That "spike strip" was a group of people (Shrub, Rummy, Condo, Dick "Drakul", and their NeoConniving friends). They just blew the tires off our nation (as well as blowing the engine, ruining the suspension and transmission, and smashing/wrecking the body/paint/lights etc). The thing is, they are driving our car (or nation/economy/foreign relations/future/etc)--as well as chasing and trying to destroy it! We're just the passengers! To make matters worse, in spite the already catastrophic damage, they're continuing to try to run--driving on the spark spewing steel rims, when we need to stop to make repairs--which isn't much of a possibility. Though the passengers are beginning to grow disillusioned, and might hope someone votes the bastards out of the driver's seat, they control the minds of many of the passengers and have the vote "fixed". Did I mention that the drivers also own the only car repair shop and car dealership in town? Thus, they profit from the catastrophe while we're about to re-discover walking everywhere we go. So onward--to oblivion we go.

I see. This DUmmie's brain is where metaphors go to die. We're running from the authorities in a car that they are driving? Huh? They own all the auto repair shops and car dealerships? What about the Quiznos? Can we stop for a hoagie or is that run by "the authorities" as well?

SD

10 posted on 10/16/2006 4:50:54 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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Thanks PJ. The comments were hillarious. I really liked the one about people not using their blinkers anymore. LOL!


11 posted on 10/16/2006 4:52:10 AM PDT by SIDENET (Is it too early for flapjacks?)
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>I've been driving in California since 1974. People used to use their turn signals MOST of the time. Now, it seems that particularly younger drivers almost never use them.

Obviously Bush's fault! It's Rove-induced road rage.


12 posted on 10/16/2006 4:54:58 AM PDT by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
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STOP LEFTIST HATE!!!


13 posted on 10/16/2006 4:54:58 AM PDT by sauropod ("Work as if you were to live 100 Years, Pray as if you were to die To-morrow." - Ben Franklin)
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I read a letter to the editor where the woman blamed the fact that people wouldn't move their shopping carts out of her way in the supermarket aisles on Bush.


14 posted on 10/16/2006 4:56:31 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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>I spent 18 years dealing with anxiety attacks and full blown panic attackes and managed with meds to dampen this enough to live

TRANSLATION=

For 18 years, as a DUmmie, I took no responsibility for my actions. I made no attemps to realize this was a problem that I would control without drugs. I alwaya blame "something" rather than myself for my rampant failures. I am a "legal" drug addict.


15 posted on 10/16/2006 4:59:01 AM PDT by MindBender26 (Having my own CAR-15 in RVN meant never having to say I was sorry....)
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Anybody remember that incident in which DUmmie walldude lost his job due to his stupidity in posting about sabotaging a trade show he was working at?

I wasn't around then but checked out your link. The guy sabotaged a video his employer was showing in a trade booth at a Christian trade show. He then went online to DU for ideas on how to further sabotage the show; gets fired because someone surfing DU reads the post and ID's him, and he then blames others for it. I'm surprised he hasn't taken the leap and blamed Karl Rove.

A typical loser.

16 posted on 10/16/2006 5:04:25 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" – Anonymous)
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What about the Quiznos? Can we stop for a hoagie or is that run by "the authorities" as well?

No, Quiznos is owned by a family named Carmichael. That's why they have a sandwich called a 'hoagie'. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

Just kidding!

17 posted on 10/16/2006 5:09:21 AM PDT by bcsco ("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" – Anonymous)
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Good heavens, top 25. Now to read their insane ramblings.


18 posted on 10/16/2006 5:10:14 AM PDT by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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For 18 years, as a DUmmie, I took no responsibility for my actions. I made no attemps to realize this was a problem that I would control without drugs. I alwaya blame "something" rather than myself for my rampant failures. I am a "legal" drug addict.

Are you a Scientologist?

SD

19 posted on 10/16/2006 5:19:21 AM PDT by SoothingDave
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And on top of that walldud has done a complete re-write of history on what happened.

A friend of mine at another website was the one that turned him in for his stupidity.


20 posted on 10/16/2006 5:20:10 AM PDT by txradioguy (In Memory Of My Friend 1SG Tim Millsap A Co. 70th Eng. K.I.A. 25 April 2005)
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