[Ludicrous]

"They have even recently embraced the movie, "Red Dawn"

I remember when that movie came out; I bought a puffy white ski jacket (just in case)

[Mr. Silverback]

About Red Dawn...a thought occurs: Don't the DUmmies remember the bit at the beginning where the Russkies and Cubans shoot up the high school and one guy is lying dead near his truck with the "pry it from my cold dead hands" bumper sticker? Don't they know from that that resistence is futile? :-)

Maybe they should also reflect on the casualty rate sustained by the Wolverines.