Yeah, I was reading The Stand while visiting my folks once. I hadn't been there in a long time. Anyway, I had a hard time getting to sleep since the book was so scary. Late that night I woke up in a fright so I went to the refrigerator to get a drink of water. Suddenly I heard "CLOMP! CLOMP! CLOMP!" I froze in fear while backing into a dark corner of the kitchen as the clomping sound got closer. A strange creature entered the kitchen and I was in a complete panic. Then the creature opened the refigerator door and I felt relief as I saw outlined by the refrigerator light the stark nekkid body of my father who was on one of his frequently sleepwalking missions to the kitchen. He took a slug of milk from a carton, cut a loud fart, and then clomped clomped back to his bedroom without ever awakening the whole time.
LOL! I'm sure your Dad will be proud to read that post. :-)