DUmmie FUnnies 08-02-01 ("Should religion be outlawed?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 2, 2006 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[SoothingDave]

Hey PJ, any chance the breeze felt cool to you yesterday because you were sweating?

Evaporative cooling. It's why we sweat in the first place.

SD

[Fenris6]

I must move to France immediately. I've had enough of this superstitious religious tripe.

What city please? I need to fwd your heresy to the local Mosque... Idiot.

Darwin still rules. :)

[bcsco]

" Evaporative cooling. It's why we sweat in the first place.

SD"

You mean that evaporative (we called 'em "swamp") cooler I had on the house in Salt Lake collected all out sweat then recycled it to keep us cool? Kool! (Just wanted to act the DUmmie for the feel of it :>)!

[SoothingDave]

You mean that evaporative (we called 'em "swamp") cooler I had on the house in Salt Lake collected all out sweat then recycled it to keep us cool?

What happens in Utah, stays in Utah.

SD

[kevkrom]

1. no minor should be allowed to possess a religious text, participate in a religious ritual or enter a church

2. no adult should be allowed to possess a religious text without taking a course in comparative world religion at the first year university level, and all such courses should be taught by Unitarians or Atheists.

I wonder how this DUmmie would appreciate this with a slight revision:

1. No minor should be allowed to possess a text on any philosophy, particpate in political or philosophical forum, or publicly advocate any political or philosophical position

2. No adult should be allowed to possess a text on any philosophy, particpate in political or philosophical forum, or publicly advocate any political or philosophical position without taking courses in history, economics, and philosophy at the first year university level, and all such courses should be taught by people who understand that socialism/communism is responsible for the deaths of over 100 million people in the 20th century.

[bcsco]

" What happens in Utah, stays in Utah.

SD"

Yeah! No swamp coolers here in Illinois.

[Not A Snowbird]

But I say only the Western Regligions (Islam, Christianity, Judaism)

Ah. The descendents of Antiochus IV Epiphanes speak.

[BamaAndy]

THeir insanity knows no bounds. Outlaw religion? To even ask the question is evidence of a depraved mind. Listen, DU idiots--you outlaw anti-social, destructive BEHAVIOR that harms. Religion does no harm and does an immeasurable amount of good for society. Stop being stupid.

[chesley]

Extremely interesting.

My wife is a social worker in a mental hospital. She does not buy into a lot of the orthodoxy of the mental health professions. That may be why she's the best social worker there. Well, that and her work ethic.

But I remember one thing she told me. To paraphrase, basically people with "personality disorders" aren't sick; they're just assholes.

so they define the type of asshole a person is.

I look forward to your comments on Pitt's next drunken rant.

[chesley]

If they stopped being stupid, they'd stop being DUmmies. What would I do for a laugh in the mornings?

[bk1000]

"Should religion Islam be outlawed as it seems to be at the epicenter of most of the worlds strife. What exactly is the purpose of it. If it is so good why so much bad comes of it."

There, now it makes sense.

[BamaAndy]

Quite right, Chesley--heheh. They are entertaining. The problem of course is that these assholes vote--making at least that evolutioon not funny when we have to endure the likes of clinton, dingle, pelosi, reid, schummer, kennedy, and on and on...
Hope you all have a great day by the way! :)

[CSM]

"That's like saying Capitalism is part of the internal psyche of humans."

Hey DUmmies, Capitalism is part of the internal psyche of humans. It is the natural order of things. People want to be rewarded for their efforts, if there is no reward, work is avoided. Of course that is why your socialism goddess has failed, it tries to override the natural order of capitalism.

[Arrowhead1952]

But I say only the Western Regligions (Islam, Christianity, Judaism)

I see the DUmp does not have spell check or the DUmmys are to DUmb to use it.

[chesley]

You too, Andy. Say hi to Tommy for me.

[Gordongekko909]

I'm just surprised that they'd actually consider banning Islam.

[weegee]

As DUmmies are want to say, "That Damn Constitution..."

No wonder they believe in a "living document" approach. No freedom of religion, no right to bear arms...

Of course if there is no Creator, He cannot bestow us with unalienable rights. Government is all and the life giver.

[Mr. Silverback]

Top 70!

"Should religion be outlawed?"

Don't forget, folks, it's the DUmmies who are the defenders of the Constitution and individual freedom. [SNICKER!]

[bcsco]

"Of course if there is no Creator, He cannot bestow us with unalienable rights. Government is all and the life giver."

A fine point.

[franksolich]

The Third Assistant Head Capitalist, "EarlG," just spoke about the demise of Fat Che, and is not allowing further discussion.

Link on my next comment.