The Uptight, Sexually-Repressed, Holier-Than-Thou FR Prude Squad isn't allowed to have a sense of humor.
They probably think a ping list is purient.
Oh, that's right...I keep forgetting.
But they do provide amusing fodder for our senses of humor, don't they?
(They must have been standing in the "eight kids and a superior attitude for me line" while the sesnes of humor were being handed out.)