Schmidt/McEwen Race Gets Interesting

The Whistleblower ^ | 2/18/2006 | LandofGrant

[LandofGrant]

So Many Faces,So Little Birdshot

Ever since Dick Cheney shot his 78-year-old friend in the face with a shotgun, the news media everywhere has been totally obsessed with that story. Even hereabouts, our local Kneepad Liberals in the Press seemed similarly obsessed.

With only 75 more days till our May 2 Primary Elections in Ohio, reporters were asking if "Mean Jean" Schmidt had ever shot a friend in the face. Maybe they should be asking if Her Meanness ever had a friend.

When "TaxKiller Tom" Brinkman made his surprise announcement yesterday at Hamilton County GOP Headquarters that he planned to drop out of the Second District Congressional Race and throw his support to Congressman "Beechmont Bob" McEwen, BizzyBlogger Tom Blumer wanted to know if this was just another one of Temporary Hamilton County GOP Party Boss George Vincent's scripted Schmidt-bashing events, but all anybody in the press corps wanted to know was who "TaxKiller" planned to shoot in the face.

An e-mail was sent to the press instantly afterwards from the McEwen campaign thanking "TaxKiller" for his endorsement. Also, in attendance at GOP Headquarters, to report back to their bosses, was "Mean Jean's Eviler Twin Sister Jennifer Black's lackey driver Allen Freeman, along with Schmidt staffer Nan Cahall and a gofer from Schmidt gal-pal Ghizzy Lizzy's office, ALL on over-taxed payers' time, who obviously wanted to see Brinkman shot in the face.