DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-06 ("I've got IT!"---DUmmie Finds BRILLIANT Way To Defeat GOP)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2006 | DUmmie Genius Up2Late, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[kevkrom]

I've got IT!

Is eBay advertising on DU now?

[Charles Henrickson]

The only problem is, we need a brave House or Senate Democrat. . . .

Well, that rules THAT out.

[right right]

Who says we don't have suicide bombers in the good ole USA. This guy is 100% qualified. We just need to help him develop his hidden skill the let him practice a couple of times.

[NathanR]

Us liers must be lying down in our lair or something.

[ravingnutter]

Someone needs to Photoshop that picture and put Lawrence "Lost It" O'Donnell's head on there, LOL!

[Charles Henrickson]

The only problem is, we need a brave House or Senate Democrat. . . .

Actually, the truly brave Democrats are those few who are pro-life, pro-defense, and pro-traditional morality. They are a rare breed.

[Petronski]

ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LAIRS!

[NRA1995]

This guy is obviously among the first public school students whose papers were corrected with purple ink instead of red ink so his poor widdle self-esteem wouldn't be crushed. Either that or his mom fed him some PNAC butter. As to putting "Republican" after "Fox" does that include Mexican Presidente Vicente Fox (Republican)? He's a LAIR and a LIER and a LIAR and may even be a LIRE. Furthermore, LIHOP, MIHOP, PNAC, BFEE.....

[Cheburashka]

I'm confused; am I a LAIR, a LIAR, or a LIER?
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If you're a Republican, the answer is obviously "Yes!!!"

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Well, at least we aren't "lira". That stuff is worthless, even before the Euro.

[NRA1995]

by "It" I mean the destroy the GOP strategy, that will...leed to the self-destruction of the GOP

Hey, DUmmie, it isn't nice to "leed" your DUmmie friends on like this.....bet you're just $10.00 away from proving that all us Freepers are LIRE....no, LAIR....no, LIER.....no, LYRE....no....

[Cheburashka]

Who says we don't have suicide bombers in the good ole USA. This guy is 100% qualified. We just need to help him develop his hidden skill the let him practice a couple of times.
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Don't give them ideas. They are dumb enough to strap it on and as they're going out the door, say to mom, "I'll be back in a few hours." And expect to be back in a few hours.

[kevkrom]

Liar, Liar (sung to: Louie, Louie)

Liars, liars, oh-no
They gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Liars, liars, oh baby
They gotta go

A funny idea just came to me
Call them all liars on the TV,
In newpapers, and the radio
Calling them what we all know

Liars, liars, oh-no
They gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Liars, liars, oh baby
They gotta go

We gotta make all of those voters see
The Republicans lie, oh, constantly
And Democrats are really the ones to trust
We only lie when our cause is just!

Liars, liars, oh-no
They gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Liars, liars, oh baby
They gotta go

Okay, let's give it to 'em, right now!

(GUITAR SOLO)

See that Rove and the Chmpiy boy too
They're telling lies 'till they turn blue
Here they are tellin' lies again
We'll expose them, and then we'll win!

Liars, liars, oh-no
They gotta go
Aye-yi-yi-yi, I said
Liars, liars, oh baby
They gotta go

Let's take it on outa here now
Let's go!!

[NRA1995]

"I've got IT!
Is eBay advertising on DU now?"

Excellent!!!!

[Celtjew Libertarian]

This could be fun.... A few days ago, a fast food cashier gave me change for a $20, when I had paid with a 10. I gave him back the extra $10.

I could see it now though:
"You gave me too much change."
"Are you a Republican?"
"Um, yes I am."
"You're a liar. Keep the change."

Then there is the ancient paradox:
I am a Republican
All Republicans are liars.
This sentence is a Republican lie.

[Charles Henrickson]

ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS! . . . Lairs! . . . Liers!

ALL DUMMIES ARE EXAGGERATORS! . . . Exaggerotars! . . . Exaggeraters!

[Charles Henrickson]

So let's just call them what they are, Lairs!

What a moran.

[skikvt]

Yes, we might lose a few Democrats along the way, GOOD! I say Good riddens to them. They are a taint on the Democratic party.

[Charles Henrickson]

The GOP message is so over simplified that it can be easily proved as LIES! So let's just call them what they are, Lairs! ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS!

STAMP OUT OVERSIMPLIFIED MESSAGES!

[Charles Henrickson]

"But my Brother's a Republican, and HE'S not a Lier."

Ahh, he told you he's your brother, eh?