DUmmie FUnnies 01-30-06 ("I've got IT!"---DUmmie Finds BRILLIANT Way To Defeat GOP)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 30, 2006 | DUmmie Genius Up2Late, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

DUmmie "Up2Late" eagerly explains the details of his brilliant electoral master plan:

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"Here's the strategy. The GOP message is so over simplified that it can be easily proved as LIES! So let's just call them what they are, Lairs!"

Uhhhhh....."lairs" ????

[CSM]

"If you need any proof of the FACT that Republicans are liars, just look around. Read the News from the last 5 years, everything they have said and done for the last 5 years is ALL based on Lies!"

Name one example please, you DUmmies!

[kevkrom]

All Politicians lie in one way or another, the difference is, Democrats do it (or should) for the greater good, Republicans lie for the select few.

All "liers" are equal, but some are more equal than the others. (And good "riddens" to them!)

[SolidusRaccoon]

What a bunch of loons,

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

"Never mention the word Fox without the word Republican next to it. "Republican liars"...Never mention one word without the other.

Didn't you just violate the latter by using "Fox Republican News" with the word "liar" ("lair"? "lier"?) inserted after "Republican"? This DUmmie HAS been up too late.

[Not A Snowbird]

I've got IT!

I've heard penicillin is very effective.

[Cyclopean Squid]

So let's just call them what they are, Lairs!

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[The_Victor]

DUmmie "Up2Late" eagerly explains the details of his brilliant electoral master plan:

Funny thing about drug and alcohol induced brilliance.

[kevkrom]

The GOP message is so over simplified that it can be easily proved as LIES!

Really... I didn't realize that the GOP (with some notable exceptions) isn't really for lower taxes, increased privite ownership, pro-life, and pro-family, etc.

[CSM]

Don't you know, when BJC lied it was endearing. He would give us widdle clues when he was lying and that was so precious!

[NRA1995]

Here's the strategy. The GOP message is so over simplified that it can be easily proved as LIES! So let's just call them what they are, Lairs! ALL REPUBLICANS ARE LIARS! Now I know, some of you are going to say, "But my Brother's a Republican, and HE'S not a Lier." Shut-up! Yes he is.

I'm confused; am I a LAIR, a LIAR, or a LIER?

[CzarNicky]

This is a good plan I think the DUmmies should run with it.

[Chi-townChief]

They're all "lairs!!"

[Ditter]

Do you know why dimocrats are like mushrooms? "Because they are kept in the dark and fed sh*t".

Old joke I know but I think it fits here. They were in power for so long (40 years excluding the Reagan years) and they were kept there by cheating at the polls and lying by their leaders. The run of the mill dims , the ones we see here on DU, didn't have a clue what was going on, I firmly believe. Now they think the Republicans have cheated them out of power and I reject that idea!

[NathanR]

Since the more intellectual of the Dummies, have bought into the postmodern idea that there is no Truth, only "truths", who are they to say that Republicans are liars? The postmodern idea is that there is no absolute truth, but that each person has their own Point of View, or "truth".

[NRA1995]

we might lose a few Democrats along the way, GOOD! I say Good riddens to them.

Good riddens to bad rubish....

[beandog]

So are we Liars, Lairs, or Liers. I'm so confused.

[Charles Henrickson]

I mean the destroy the GOP strategy, that will...leed to the self-destruction of the GOP.

I do'nt know if I can bare to...reed your non hyphenated adjectival phrase strategy to destroy something that will destroy itself.

[kittymyrib]

LOL...the only problem with this brilliant strategy is that Billy Jeff Clinton is the hero of Dems, and everyone in the USA knows he was the most adept liar ever to hold office. Even his own party members said so. So I guess he was a Republican, according to this DUmmy.