Posted on 01/24/2006 11:54:44 PM PST by Niuhuru
Don't make me go and get the bear!
I love FReeper men. Thought it was obvious.
I like how the Freeper men share their lives/feelings with us;
I like how the Freeper men care about us;
I like how the Freeper men make us laugh and;
I like how the Freeper men appreciate us, warts (just an expression!) and all. So there!
Apparently you women don't like much about us FReeper men...
Men are gross. We're hairy, knotty, smelly and gruff. Our sex organs are on the outside and we don't like to talk about feelings. It's a wonder that women like us at all. In fact, I hope this post hasn't set into motion a chain reaction of realization amongst the women folk.
The fact that men are gross and women are so soft, supple, curvy and delicious speaks volumes to why I have such a guttural revulsion to male homosexuals. I look at the queer in the office and realize he'd rather make time with me than the blonde Ukrainian sex pot, and it turns my world on its head.
I don't think there is any logical reason women like men. I just thank GOD they do.
Owl_Eagle
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
You are so the man... more than makes up for forgetting the pictures last night.
What Men Like About Women
1. I like girls. Girls become women when they begin to take themselves too seriously, age is irrelevant.
2. I like girls who like to have a good time, whatever that means to them.
3. I like girls who smile and laugh easily.
4. I like girls who can make up their own minds.
5. I like girls who enjoy eating
6. I like girls who understand that everyone is entitled to their opinion, all the time.
7. I like girls who like themselves unconditionally.
8. I like girls.
Wait I forgot to add............
I like girls with the 3 "B's"
1. Big Boobs
2. Big Butts
3. Big Hair
HAH!
I said I'd be quiet as I thought this was a man's thread, but I'm busting at the chops... .
What I like about my male Freepers?
Smart, witty, successful, motivated.
Gallant, protective, appreciative
and all male
In two posts, I've learned that you are a sexist pedophile.
Good show!
;-)
Why thank you!
The bear? You are confusing me, please be quiet.
Excellent summary, Peacebaby!!
thank you, thank you, thank you.
men.
mmmmm
If I am half of that list I am doing OK.
I can't see your belly button. I can get used to growling. Can you do it some more?
you do just fine, sir.
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