[Sung to tune of "Cry, Cry, Cry" by Johnny Cash]
Everybody knows where you go when the sun goes down.
In your mommy's basement you post on DU with the other clowns.
You make no sense, you don't even try, try, try.
When the Dems have lost again, you're gonna cry, cry, cry.
You stay awake at night and rage against the Bush regime.
MIHOP, Gannon, NSA, Abramoff, a broken record, it seems.
You think that Bush does nothing but lie, lie, lie.
When Lucy yanks that ball again, you're gonna cry, cry, cry.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry and you'll cry alone,
When everyone's forgotten and you're left on your own.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry.
Soon your feeble brain cells will all be gone.
You'll be angry all your life and then you'll die alone.
The country keeps getting redder, you wonder "Why, why why?"
People think you're loonies, and you cry, cry, cry.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry and you'll cry alone,
When everyone's forgotten and you're left on your own.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry and lose again,
It'll hurt when you think of the fool you've been.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry.
LOL! Great song parody. BTW, I saw a really interesting documentary on the tube a few years ago about Johnnie Ray. He used to actually cry when singing the Cry song which is why a lot of comedians used to do impressions of him.