DUmmie FUnnies 01-19-06 ("Bush, you WILL cry")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 19, 2006 | DUmmies, Johnnie Ray, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

2006 will be a repeat of 2002. 2008 will echo 2004 and 2000. We're F*CKED. If the USA needs a revolution, who's going to fight it? The DEMOCRATS??? Puh-leez-a.

Kewpie doll candidate here, PJ.

[kevkrom]

Yeah, I love how the DUmmies hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, and hate us because we're supposed so "full of hate".

[Charles Henrickson]

Man, I so want to be there for the revolution. But I have an appointment with my dentist that day.

t o o t h o u t . o r g

[ReeWalker]

Did Conyers have another hearing in a Capitol broom closet, like he did on the FIRST Day When Everything Finally Changed?

Think the old coot is havin one Friday....


http://rawstory.com/news/2005/Democrats_ready_for_unofficial_wiretap_hearings_0118.html

[PJ-Comix]

LOL! We also need an updated "Cry" song by Johnnie Ray.

[section9]

Jesus, but aren't these people sick.

I've always theorized that they hate Bush more than they hate our enemies because they secretly resent Bush for trying to save their lives.

Shamefully obvious, isn't it?

Be Seeing You,

Chris

[nina0113]

BUT, what if there really IS a revolution and not enough of us come???

There WAS one. It was on November 2, the "World Can't Wait" rally to "Drive Out the Bush Regime". Hundreds of thousands of people were supposed to take to the streets to force Bush and his entire Cabinet from office. In DC, approximately 30 people showed up.

[Charles Henrickson]

Oh How I Wish This Could Be . . . nailed on the door of the White House. . . .

Like when Pied Piper Pitt wanted to pull a Martin Luther with that DSM letter and Nail It to the White House Door?

Good luck with that.

Oh, and btw, tell Mr. Pitt to be more careful with what he nails and where.

[Charles Henrickson]

LOL! We also need an updated "Cry" song by Johnnie Ray.

Or "Crying," by Roy Orbison.

[CzarNicky]

To call the original post in the DUmmie thread infantile would be an insult to the intelligence of infants.

[Democratshavenobrains]

"They're going to have briefcases full of testimony from the Conyers hearing."

Yay! God forbid we not know what Cindy Sheehan thinks of the matter!

I know a lot of Freepers are pro-life, but its hard to deny that these people should have been aborted.

[confederacy of dunces]

They are really going to cry when they find out Dubya was the one who gave "Old Yeller" rabies!

OMG, that is way too funny!

[varyouga]

"That smug arrogant laugh, that walk like you got crabs, that attitude like "oh please you insignificant peasant."

[mozrock]

Bush is only a few steps $10 from an uprising against him.

BWAHAHAHAA

[Charles Henrickson]

BUT, what if there really IS a revolution and not enough of us come??? Can WE,THE PEOPLE,decide to keep at bay the lilly-livered politicians, starting with the so-called democrats??? PUHLEEZE???????????????

Or "96 Tears," by Question Mark and the Mysterians.

Or maybe, in this case, "96 Question Marks."

[finnman69]

Bad Pitt is playing cut and paste again.

[kevkrom]

tell Mr. Pitt to be more careful with what he nails and where

If I had been drinking coffee, you'd have owned me a new keyboard for that one...

[Charles Henrickson]

Do psychopaths or sociopaths cry?

Hey DUmmies, not only can Lucy tee up footballs, she can also help you with your "little problem":

[Vision]

This type of stuff makes me pray for Bush, there are so many unstable folks in the world.

[kevkrom]

I understand she's raised her rates for counseling sessions to $10, though.