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DUmmie FUnnies 01-19-06 ("Bush, you WILL cry")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 19, 2006 | DUmmies, Johnnie Ray, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/19/2006 6:16:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: Charles Henrickson
Did you see the thread here yesterday about the MA substitute teacher who was arrested for raping a male student but got NO prison sentence from the judge? Sean Hannity mentioned this yesterday on his TV show and was outraged over the fact that the perpetrator will serve no jail time.

Anyway, I got to thinking that the outrage in this case, even in liberal MA, will be such that the VERY NEXT case in MA involving a subsitute teacher who has sex with students will result in the judge throwing the book at the perpetrator. Yes, I PITTy the next subsitute teacher perpetrator in MA who is sentenced for having sex with underage students. The judge is SURE to hand out a stiff prison sentence.

61 posted on 01/19/2006 7:00:47 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: samiam1972

Yup even during the darkest days of Clinton I was never like these fools, and I do not remember seeing other conservative minded people doing the same. We lived, laughed, and went about our days. Knowing our days would come again. Well keep up the good work Dummies, make sure the country knows how far gone and twisted your side is.


62 posted on 01/19/2006 7:00:57 AM PST by SolidusRaccoon
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To: PJ-Comix; LUV W
You're an errant egg hatched into a hybrid mutation of an ape and a disease.

Our Glorious Emperor, Chimpus Spawn!


63 posted on 01/19/2006 7:05:41 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (All hail King Chimpy!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Makes me sick, but this is where gay rights takes us, look how much power and clout NAMBLA has, makes me vomit. But oh well, when this perverted "judge" is standing before the ultimate Judge, he will pay.


64 posted on 01/19/2006 7:06:43 AM PST by SolidusRaccoon
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To: PJ-Comix
The day they come to lock the handcuffs on you and drag you away, I'll chain myself to the closest object I can find next to the doors of Congress and stay there until they declare it a national holiday.

The Day When Everything Is Finally Chained.

65 posted on 01/19/2006 7:08:05 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Land of Linkin'.)
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To: BerniesFriend

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #783.


66 posted on 01/19/2006 7:08:37 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'll chain myself to the closest object I can find. . . .

Chain, chain, chain . . . chain of fools. . . .

67 posted on 01/19/2006 7:09:22 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Land of Linkin'.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

HAIL TO THE CHIMP...OUR GLORIOUS EMPEROR--CHIMPUS SPAWN KHAN!!! They have finally recognized his ape-irial magesty!

68 posted on 01/19/2006 7:10:26 AM PST by luvie (Everyone that doesn't like what America and President Bush has done for Iraq can all go to HELL.-BD)
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To: PJ-Comix

They forgot this:

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.


69 posted on 01/19/2006 7:10:54 AM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is not going to be a democrat only hearing held in the basement. . . . They're going to have briefcases full of testimony from the Conyers hearing.

Did Conyers have another hearing in a Capitol broom closet, like he did on the FIRST Day When Everything Finally Changed?

70 posted on 01/19/2006 7:13:10 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (John Conyers, the hero of the DSM rally.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Impeachment is not an inconvenience that you just dust off your veto pen and make it vanish. And it's not optional. It's MANDATORY!! When the president commits high crimes and misdemeanors, IMPEACHMENT is the remedy.

Get it right. It's CHIMPEACHMENT!

71 posted on 01/19/2006 7:15:33 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Chimpeach and chimprison.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson
Bush, you WILL cry.

Yeah, with laughter. (Land of Linkin. I like that one.)

72 posted on 01/19/2006 7:16:30 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
When the president commits high crimes and misdemeanors, IMPEACHMENT is the remedy.

What's this I see? Lucy, coming out on the field with a football?

73 posted on 01/19/2006 7:16:51 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (And look! Here comes Charlie Brown. . . .)
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To: PJ-Comix
And believe it or not you five foot pile of shit, you may not be laughing in a couple months.

I thought you were talking to President Bush, not Wee Willie Pitt.

74 posted on 01/19/2006 7:19:09 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Will Pitt, the Wild Bull of the Pompous.)
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To: PJ-Comix
DFU SONG: M.A.S.H. (hey, loser RATS, suicide is painless)
DFU SONG PARODIES | 4-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

Posted on 04/17/2003 1:07:48 PM PDT by doug from upland

MIDI - M.A.S.H.

You lefties, we know how you tried…is it time for suicide?
Perhaps an overdose of meth…or we can call up Dr. Death

We're tired of your crying…and still you go on lying
If you would like to end it, we will help

We heard ad nauseum your song…moron frat boy must be wrong
We watched an evil tyrant fall…so now, who's stupid after all?

We're tired of your crying…and still you go on lying
If you would like to end it, we will help
If you would like to end it, we will help

75 posted on 01/19/2006 7:19:56 AM PST by doug from upland (NEW YORK TIMES -- traitorous b*st*rds)
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To: PJ-Comix
The judge is SURE to hand out a stiff prison sentence.

That phrase probably got benburch's heart a-flutter.

76 posted on 01/19/2006 7:25:00 AM PST by kevkrom (How do you discredit someone with no credibility?)
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To: PJ-Comix
If the entire Webster's dictionary was nothing but swear words, it still wouldn't be enough for me to express my infinitesimal detesation for you

This joker may want to actually consult a real dictionary before trying to impress us with his prodigious lexicon. Unless he only has a very, very small aversion to W.
77 posted on 01/19/2006 7:26:37 AM PST by Cyclopean Squid (Greatness is not appreciated until it is gone)
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To: PJ-Comix
turning conservatives into mindless, hateful sheep.

If this thread is not evidence that the DUmmies are the "mindless, hateful sheep," I don't know what is.

78 posted on 01/19/2006 7:27:57 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmieland is a hate site.)
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To: PJ-Comix

top 100?


79 posted on 01/19/2006 7:28:10 AM PST by visualops (www.visualops.com)
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To: PJ-Comix
There is not enough space in my body for the hatred I have towards *.

I rest my case.

80 posted on 01/19/2006 7:29:39 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (DUmmieland is a hate site.)
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