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DUmmie FUnnies 01-19-06 ("Bush, you WILL cry")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 19, 2006 | DUmmies, Johnnie Ray, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/19/2006 6:16:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: PJ-Comix
They're going to have briefcases full of testimony from the Conyers hearing.

Hahahaha...stop it, you're killing me.

41 posted on 01/19/2006 6:47:09 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
They are really going to cry when they find out Dubya was the one who gave "Old Yeller" rabies!
42 posted on 01/19/2006 6:49:31 AM PST by investigateworld (Abortion stops a beating heart)
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To: PJ-Comix
I want to see these neocon jerks *cry*! And not just Alito's wife. I have been alarmed by these people since Limbaugh came along & started turning conservatives into mindless, hateful sheep. This bunch has frustrated me & made me cry like no other. I want to turn the tables. I want them to suffer like I have. This is my punishment to them. I have no desire to turn fascist & put them into camps or whatever. I just want them to feel like I have felt. That is punishment enough.

We had eight years of Clinton to feel bad... Though I don't think I actually ever cried about it.

I must admit, in retrospect, Clinton doesn't seem that bad compared to what Jimmy Carter was and what Al Gore or John Kerry would have been. Their elections might have been worth crying over.

43 posted on 01/19/2006 6:49:40 AM PST by Celtjew Libertarian
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To: PJ-Comix
you WILL cry.

I bet Will is crying about now.

44 posted on 01/19/2006 6:50:01 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Pitt of Despair.)
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To: PJ-Comix
PJ, I have a possible correction for you:
God,(if you're out there)Please bless America one more time!

As we all know, in order to be a DUmmie, you CAN'T believe in God at all. I propose that this poster is a LFT (Or Lousy Freeper Troll) who let their disguise down for a moment...

45 posted on 01/19/2006 6:50:56 AM PST by akorahil (Thank You and God bless all Veterans. Truly, the real heroes.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I bet he micro-waved a couple of kittens after that rant.


46 posted on 01/19/2006 6:51:05 AM PST by johnny7 (“Iuventus stultorum magister”)
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To: PJ-Comix
If Tuesday was Lawyer Day and Wednesday was Counselor Day, that must mean today is Warden Day.

The Day When Everything Is Finally Charged.

Stand Up for a Mugshot.

47 posted on 01/19/2006 6:51:39 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (The Pitt of Despair.)
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To: MichiganConservative
I'll be the first to admit that I wasn't sure what that word meant, until your post..and then I looked it up:

in·fin·i·tes·i·mal

( P ) Pronunciation Key (nfn--ts-ml) adj.

Immeasurably or incalculably minute.
Mathematics. Capable of having values approaching zero as a limit.

I can't believe this "highly intelligent" DUmmies weren't able to point out this person's obvious error in word choice. How laughable!

The definition is from http:www.dictionary.com

48 posted on 01/19/2006 6:51:49 AM PST by arizonarachel
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To: PJ-Comix
Now we’re going to show you what 200 million angry Americans can do.

Riiight. Where did you find the other 199,999,900 DUmmies?

49 posted on 01/19/2006 6:52:36 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
" They know justice is coming and I hope they all cry. They can cry as long as they want, as long as it's in a jail cell."

Do these people know they always make me laugh? And for the first time in a long time, yes, I do feel smug. DUers - you will ALWAYS lose. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

[wipes tear from eye]

Hoo...HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Losers! [channels Jim Carrey] Lahooo-hooo, a-hooo-hooo, serrrrrrrrrs!

50 posted on 01/19/2006 6:52:45 AM PST by RabidBartender
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To: normy

Yeah, real fun to watch their temper flare once they realize you played them for a fool. Then again, most lefites don't know much about the Constitution, they know what they want to pretend is in there, but they truly do not know what is really in there. Like when I dared one to show me the phrase "seperation of church and state" Fun times indeed.


51 posted on 01/19/2006 6:53:11 AM PST by SolidusRaccoon
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To: PJ-Comix

"The frustration from this administration feels like a slow death. "

You know, I didn't care for Clinton that much. However, I somehow managed to get up every morning and get dressed and go about my daily routine. I managed to get married, go on vacations, work, have babies and generally enjoy life. I don't have any sympathy for these nutjobs!


52 posted on 01/19/2006 6:54:13 AM PST by samiam1972 (Live simply so that others may simply live!)
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To: PJ-Comix
That smug arrogant laugh, that walk like you got crabs, that attitude like "oh please you insignificant peasant."

And that's John Kerry's good side.

53 posted on 01/19/2006 6:54:55 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Ketchup Boy.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Every time you do a DUmmies FUnnies I think "these folks could NOT get any sicker". Then the next one comes out and they got sicker. This one though, I'm completely at a loss for adequate words.


54 posted on 01/19/2006 6:55:47 AM PST by Roses0508 (Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity.)
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To: PJ-Comix
If the entire Webster's dictionary was nothing but swear words, it still wouldn't be enough for me to express my infinitesimal detesation for you.

Somehow I get the feeling this is going to be a rant.

55 posted on 01/19/2006 6:56:38 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Jimmy DU-ranty.)
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To: PJ-Comix

When I was at the U of Michigan in the mid-80s, I had a T-shirt made up saying, "I AM HERE TO LAUGH" that I would wear, when watching the lefties protest.... I never realized until now just how appropriate it was.


56 posted on 01/19/2006 6:56:56 AM PST by Celtjew Libertarian
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To: PJ-Comix
If the entire Webster's dictionary was nothing but swear words, it still wouldn't be enough for me to express my infinitesimal detesation for you.

Check with goodboy. He'll give you some more.

57 posted on 01/19/2006 6:57:36 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (He's such a goodlittleboy.)
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To: PJ-Comix

When does hunting season open on these Idiots? They should not be allowed to breed.


58 posted on 01/19/2006 6:57:57 AM PST by SouthernBoyupNorth ("For my wings are made of Tungsten, my flesh of glass and steel..........")
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To: PJ-Comix
Check where you’re standing. Because you’re on the second story of a vacant lot. You’re going down!!

Huh? 2nd story of a vacant lot?

59 posted on 01/19/2006 6:59:00 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: shezza

Mornin' Sissy. I see you're here for the daily dose! :o)


60 posted on 01/19/2006 6:59:28 AM PST by N8VTXNinWV
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