DUmmie FUnnies 01-19-06 ("Bush, you WILL cry")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 19, 2006 | DUmmies, Johnnie Ray, and PJ-Comix

[PetroniDE]

TOP TEN!!!! BOW BEFORE ME, LESSER MORTALS -- !!!! :)

Top 100 for me --- maybe..
I admit defeat. Just tip my cap and "CALL YOU MY DADDY !!!" --- ROFLOL.

[cripplecreek]

Your cheatin heart.......

[SolidusRaccoon]

Soak the loons for all they are worth.

[shezza]

my infinitesimal detesation

Detesation? Translation: "I have a really small detes."

[PJ-Comix]

Yeah, I saw that cut and paste thread by Pitt. I guess he is busier with other things nowadays.

BTW, are court trials in MA televised?

[DJ MacWoW]

You have no clue you’re buried in felonies up to your neck. And felonies, you iniquitos puss bag are proscriptions of law. Don’t you see? This is not going to be a democrat only hearing held in the basement.

The DUmmies read the Barrett report?

[Solamente]

"I don't hate DUmmie DemLibs...I just feel a whole lot better when they're not around!"

[Choose Ye This Day]

[Sung to tune of "Cry, Cry, Cry" by Johnny Cash]

Everybody knows where you go when the sun goes down.
In your mommy's basement you post on DU with the other clowns.
You make no sense, you don't even try, try, try.
When the Dems have lost again, you're gonna cry, cry, cry.

You stay awake at night and rage against the Bush regime.
MIHOP, Gannon, NSA, Abramoff, a broken record, it seems.
You think that Bush does nothing but lie, lie, lie.
When Lucy yanks that ball again, you're gonna cry, cry, cry.

You're gonna cry, cry, cry and you'll cry alone,
When everyone's forgotten and you're left on your own.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry.

Soon your feeble brain cells will all be gone.
You'll be angry all your life and then you'll die alone.
The country keeps getting redder, you wonder "Why, why why?"
People think you're loonies, and you cry, cry, cry.

You're gonna cry, cry, cry and you'll cry alone,
When everyone's forgotten and you're left on your own.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry.

You're gonna cry, cry, cry and lose again,
It'll hurt when you think of the fool you've been.
You're gonna cry, cry, cry.

[The Old Hoosier]

I just want them to feel like I have felt. That is punishment enough.

No, you're JUST LEARNING how we've felt since FDR!

[epow]

Oh How I Wish This Could Be Printed In An Editorial, Or nailed on the door of the White House, and the halls of Congress!

You don't wish it half as much as I do DUmmy. I would like for it to be published on the front page of every newspaper and read once an hour on every TV channel until every American voter of both parties understands the true maniacal nature of the left wing fringe that has taken control of your Jackass party.

Fortunately, unless the Jackass party refines it's vote fraud tactics to a finer point allowing it to fraudulently take back the White House and Congress in 08, all the deranged moonbats can do is peck out their impotent rage on their dad's keyboard and post it on that gold standard of internet raving nuttery known to one and all as the DUmp. All of which makes possible the DUmmyFunnies, and with it hours and hours of uncontrollable laughter for PJ's readers.

[PJ-Comix]

LOL! Great song parody. BTW, I saw a really interesting documentary on the tube a few years ago about Johnnie Ray. He used to actually cry when singing the Cry song which is why a lot of comedians used to do impressions of him.

[kevkrom]

Soak the loons for all they are worth.

Wouldn't be much... but history shows it's easy enough to get, $10 at a time.

[Paradox]

This is just dripping with irrational hatred. No wonder they go absolutely NUTS each time Lucy yanks away the football.

[Dane]

PJ, take a look at this DUmmie thread.

My son got in trouble AGAIN for NOT saying the Pledge of Allegiance and Mrs. Jones is going to get her ass chewed out tomorrow and my LONG list of SHIT this administration has done to my country to show her exactly WHY we are not so PROUD of this freakin' country. My son is 12 and in 7th grade. Today he stood, but did not say the Pledge, as he always does. She went up to him and asked him, "What? Do you think it's cool not to say the Pledge of Allegiance and disrespect your flag and nation?" I am one ROYALLY PISSED OFF MOM right now. That fucking bitch has crossed the line. I let it slide the first time she said something to him and I told him he had OUR permission to NOT say the pledge and if she made a snide remark again, she would hear from me. Well, she did it again! Not only will she get a call from me, she's getting THIS list which should explain WHY our family feels the way it does. Do you think she'll get the message?

[kevkrom]

I've got to say, I actually do agree that the kid has every right to not say the Pledge, and shouldn't be harassed by the teacher for it. Doesn't stop the parent (who sounds like a wonderful role model </sarc>) from being a total loon about it.

[NeoCaveman]

Oh How I Wish This Could Be Printed In An Editorial, Or nailed on the door of the White House, and the halls of Congress!

This Luther come lately DUmmy wants to post his 95 feces.

[mikrofon]

Man, I so want to be there for the revolution. But I have an appointment with my dentist that day.

You mean this guy, fella?

[PatriotGirl827]

LOL!! Excellent!

[mikrofon]

LOL, this guy's rant is the result of his infinitesimal testiculation...

[epow]

Somehow I get the feeling this is going to be a rant.

And not just any old rant. An unintelligible, misspelled, ungrammatical, utterly incoherent rant provoked by irrational thought processes blended with blind rage in the crucible of a deranged mind fueled by frequent ingestion of potent mind-altering drugs.

IOW, an arch-typical piece of moonbat political commentary.