I really think that there's no reason for the children to feel humiliated by anyone - the only way to do this is for those who think it is important to SHOW UP FIRST. That way, if it is important enough to traditional church groups and families, they should take time to SHOW UP FIRST and get in to the Egg Roll. No one cries, no child's unjustly humiliated, and it's the American Way to just SHOW UP FIRST.
If it's that important, SHOW UP FIRST, people.
Will folks be camping out to get there first? Could get ugly . . . .
I think you need advance tickets for this event.