You're not missing much. The place is full of hairy women and (spit) Red Sox fans. But I repeat myself.
Hey now! Boston's not that bad. Wife & I had a good vacation there. Went during the Stanley Cup playoffs [Dallas Stars first, the triple overtime one]. I stupidly wore my Stars jersey around town - prob the only reason I didn't get beat up was because the Stars were facing a team that had knocked Boston out of the playoffs. Was funny walking around the pier - every hour or so, out of nowhere, some Boston accent would yell "Kick their ass tonight Dallas! Go Stars!" LOL. Fun crowd.
Fill your hands, you son of a biscuit! My sainted grammy was a Red Sox fan and not hairy at all! Personally I think they won the series because she died in '03 and was able to intercede with the Almighty in person.