DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-05 (Pied PIper Pitt's Fictional Response To DUmmie FUnnies)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2005 | William Rives Pitt and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Looks like Will decided to carefully step around any mention of direct contact with A.N.S.W.E.R., but it's pretty hard to believe that he could be that close to them, apologize for and excuse them that much, and be as deeply involved in this whole rally/protest scene and not have had some sort of contact with them.

No. I BEEEEEELEEEEEEVE him. See, Pitt hermetically encased himself in a large body condom that sealed him off from those infectious A.N.S.W.E.R. microbes.

[commonguymd]

I say send the transcripts since Pitt is censoring ty's information.

Send a couple of other posts that show Pitt in all his wacky-ness, and send a copy of Pitt kissing the boys.

[Politicalities]

Thanks for the info. I find it truly hilarious... you gotta imagine that the Alabama Demcratic Party has to scrounge for every dime, and here we have Pitt's progenitor profligately pissing away political pennies pushing Kerry? Any rational person would have accepted that Alabama was a lost cause for the Democratic Presidential ticket and saved the funds for more important races... but it seems that the gene for rationality is not strong in the Pitt line.

[PJ-Comix]

You, Will Pitt, as Jesus, with your disciples leaning upon your breast, reclining at table. And "this DUer" as the Judas who then went out and betrayed you.

LOL! I SWEAR I had that same image this morning when I read Pitt's post and was tempted to use that imagery but didn't because I didn't want to offend anybody here. However, since you are the Padre (from living in PR, I got in the habit of calling all clerical folks Padre) of the DUFUs, I guess you gave it clearance to use that image.

[commonguymd]

Adam Wood posted these nuggets on CU about missing funds and nefarious use of funds regarding Redding Pitt.


http://www.al.com/specialreport/mobileregister/?contract/lotto4.html

http://www.al.com/specialreport/mobileregister/?contract/foundationrecords.html

[Mr. Silverback]

Darn fine idea. I'd leave the homo picture out (as much fun as we make of Pitt for being a raging queen, it's definitely a side issue) but send everything else, return receipt requested.

[PJ-Comix]

ROTFLMBO!! C'mon, you didn't really do that, did you PJ?

Sure. I want wacko leftists on my Podcast. The more they talk, the more they destroy their own credibility. HOWEVER, Pitt inadvertently gave me a terrific idea in this regard about exposing leftists. Sorry. Don't want to post it here for other Podcasters to rip off.

[PJ-Comix]

"Here's the challenge, take it. ...What? HOW DARE YOU TAKE THIS CHALLENGE?????"

aka The Gary Hart Syndrome.

[PJ-Comix]

Demanded and demanded and demanded. . . .

Pitt was alluding to my original 36 second phone call where I was told Ty didn't work there and then call ended right there.

[Charles Henrickson]

this DUer tried to crawl up over my back, tried to get immediately famous by "exposing" me.

. . . . . .WILL PITT . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . BEN BURCH

OVERBACK MOUNTIN'
EXPOSING WEE WILLIE

[mikrofon]

Ty is likely just a figment of Pitt's highly-lubricated imagination, or worse.

[Feiny]

He looks terribly vexed in most photos.

[Adam Wood]

...Pitt hermetically encased himself in a large body condom that sealed him off from those infectious A.N.S.W.E.R. microbes.

[Charles Henrickson]

Ty said, "Every word Will wrote was truth. He quoted me exactly. I don't need motherf*ckers calling me at work. F*ck off."

I can just picture "Ty" reading this off the card Pitt wrote out for him. Of course, that fresh, crisp $20 bill in Ty's pocket didn't hurt.

I'm not kidding, I picture the Wee Willie One, standing next to the huge, slow Ty ("Stand Up Next to a Bouncer"), as being played by Burgess Meredith and Lon Chaney Jr. as George and Lennie in "Of Mice and Men":

"Duuh, every word that Will told me was the truth!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Now here's the funny part.

Oh, Will, don't be modest! With you, they're ALL funny parts!

[mware]

LOL, PJ, you have quite a lot to chose from for tomorrows thread. They are going insane over there.

[freedumb2003]

You and DFU need to do a song-parody-off parody of the scene in 8-Mile (which I have never seen but I have heard about).

Hilarious piece, Charles. You are quite gifted!

[Charles Henrickson]

Don't f*ck with my friends. . . .

We don't need to, Will. You do a good enough job of that on your own.

Case in point: 1) As Chief Shill for UndieCo, you beg for money all over the Internet, stating Andy's case in the most drastic, dramatic, yet unverified terms; 2) After many others question the veracity of your appeals, you yourself finally call Andy's claims into question ("The Day the Dam Burst," as I call it); 3) Then, after being beat up a bit by the Undielings, you recant and revert to going back to Team Andy.

[RedRover]

Here's another case in point about Will's problem treating friends fairly. On the Toothout website, Pitt calls himself "a New York Times and internationally bestselling author of two books". This is very poor form, at the very least.

Willie is the co-author of "War on Iraq" with Scott Ritter who did all the heavy lifting with publicity and promotion. If the book was indeed a Times bestseller, it was due to Ritter's media appearances.

The one book Will wrote on his own was universally panned. The "Publishers Weekly" review could be reduced to: "Too far off-center...patently untrue...break[s] no new ground!"

[Charles Henrickson]

37. Dude ... isn't it, like four in the morning in Beantown? Meth? Snow? Uppers? C'mon ... what are you on?

Dance pad.