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DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-05 (Pied PIper Pitt's Fictional Response To DUmmie FUnnies)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2005 | William Rives Pitt and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/30/2005 5:24:52 AM PST by PJ-Comix

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To: Amityschild; PJ-Comix
Why is he so insistant that it is a DUmmie? That is very odd.

I think it was probably an attempt at sleight of hand...enough DUmmies realized his essay was fictional that he knows he's in trouble...so he is trying to put that issue aside by focusing on the evil person who persecuted Ty...and if he says it's a DUer, they won't go looking for a conservative suspect.

Of course, Occam's razor would suggest that Pitt just misunderstood PJ on the phone and really thinks he's under attack from within DU, but that would be a pretty big misunderstanding. Hey PJ, was the connection good during your conversation with Pitt? Could he have missed part of your statement identifying yourself? Of course, maybe I'm givng Pitt way too much credit, he is, after all, the guy who read the rise of the Fourth Reich into the end of a hockey game. It's not as if his powers of perception are very impressive.

121 posted on 12/30/2005 12:20:57 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Rhythm and system and world control, magnetic, genetic, to match your soul.)
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To: Petronski

Strange attitude, seeing as though he probably has to depend on the random kindness of strangers...


122 posted on 12/30/2005 12:21:47 PM PST by mikrofon (Happy New Year!)
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To: nonkultur
Geez Pitt it took me all of 2 minutes searching CU to figure out where your "second apartment" is. BPR in your 25oz Andy Stephenson mug is rotting your brain my friend.

True, but how much more "evil" and conspiratorial is it if the DUer in question is a fair-weather friend? "Et tu, DUmmie?" It fits in with their paranoid nature, and it may be an intentional touch by Pitt. After all, we know that much of the professional activist Left depends on manipulating the amateur Left, mainly through appeals to emotion

123 posted on 12/30/2005 12:23:18 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Rhythm and system and world control, magnetic, genetic, to match your soul.)
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To: Sally'sConcerns
I haven't seen any posts by her in some time now and at one time she got into a bit of trouble over there for something (I can't remember now what it was as it seemed pretty inconsequential at the time).

At DU, having an independent thought is a matter of great disturbance and earth-moving consequence.

124 posted on 12/30/2005 12:24:30 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Rhythm and system and world control, magnetic, genetic, to match your soul.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I'm surprised this egomaniac didn't use the name- TruthWillOut.com
125 posted on 12/30/2005 12:25:25 PM PST by mikrofon (Will w/o Truth -or- Out with the truth, Will)
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To: PJ-Comix
Somehow he remained hermitically sealed in a giant body condom from A.N.S.W.E.R. during the days of organzing plus the day of the rally itself.

Dang. You owe me a new keyboard, you bag of crap. What a mental image!

126 posted on 12/30/2005 12:25:46 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Rhythm and system and world control, magnetic, genetic, to match your soul.)
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To: Fenris6
Hell, Pitt likely promised him a split for saying whatever he was told to say. Its an empty challenge thats typical of people like Pitt.

I'd put my money on the "Ty" that called PJ not being the real TY, if there is even a real Ty.

127 posted on 12/30/2005 12:27:09 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Rhythm and system and world control, magnetic, genetic, to match your soul.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This DUer called Ty AT WORK to pester him about the substance of the essay.

Will, not only had YOU YOURSELF droned on and on and on with Ty AT WORK, you then INVITED people to talk to Ty AT WORK to check up on the veracity of your story. What's more, in your original "essay," you said that Ty doesn't even HAVE any work to DO, AT WORK: "My bar, one gets the sense, is too peaceful for his tastes; he has never been forced to exercise his talents while working at my joint."

128 posted on 12/30/2005 12:27:50 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Self-Recanted Evening.)
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To: Paradox; Fenris6; Hillarys Gate Cult
This sounds like a threat. To "Ty" and Pitt, I say, Bring It! PJ has got mad backup down here in South Florida, and we dont f*ck around. Check the news...

Yes, this is a good place for a general note for Pitt and any other Internet tough guy DUmmies who like to threaten violence.

1. A large percentage of conservatives own firearms.

2. A large percentage of those of us who live in the concealed carry states never leave our homes unarmed.

3. A large percentage of those of us who live in other states have a weapon at hand in our homes. Many of us have chosen a shotgun because of its easy of use, and have so much ammo that we will still be firing right up until the police arrive, assuming we aren't able to plug you the minute you show up and reveal your violent intent..

4. A large percentage of us have received our firearms training from Uncle Sam. Even we Air Force and Navy types can put together an acceptably tight group, and we always aim for the center of the mass.

In other words, one of the most effective ways on God's green Earth to commit suicide would be to attempt to "eat the liver" of a Freeper. Of course, that's assuming you're not all keyboard commandos. Let's just say I'm not expecting to have to expend any rounds in the direction of any DUmmies; I'm sure they will stick to their basements and bars and keep on posting about eating our livers, but maliciously posted fantasies do not justify deadly force.

129 posted on 12/30/2005 12:31:16 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Rhythm and system and world control, magnetic, genetic, to match your soul.)
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To: PJ-Comix; franksolich
So my boy winds up. . . .

My, my, my, my, my. . . .

130 posted on 12/30/2005 12:31:46 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (My tagline.)
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To: Fenris6
OMG. This is a funny one PJ. Your ant farm is going nuts:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! They are this dense and yet they figure the only way they aren't running the country is because the elections are rigged. Yeah, sure kids. Here's a nice ball for you to play with, go outside, willya?

131 posted on 12/30/2005 12:32:17 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Rhythm and system and world control, magnetic, genetic, to match your soul.)
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To: nonkultur
oh my god, it IS those Scamdy freaks! They have taken harrassment to a new level. Will, these are the exact same [censored] you were going to wipe the ground with last spring when Andy was being harrassed to his grave. "

So much is wrong with this.

Pitt was going to wipe the ground with PJ, Frank, et al...but they're still feelin' fine. Oops!

They supposedly harassed poor Andy "to his grave," but by calling a bar or two in Boston PJ has "taken harrassment to a new level." Oops!

And the whole "Freepers killed Andy" thing...yeah, we're the ones who gave him staph. Finally the truth is out. Man, these people are so dumb I'm surprised they even believe in germ theory and haven't accused us of putting a voodoo curse on the poor man.

132 posted on 12/30/2005 12:34:28 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Rhythm and system and world control, magnetic, genetic, to match your soul.)
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To: PJ-Comix
But rather than carve out a place for himself the hard way like I did through hard work, dilligence, truth-telling. . . .

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! OH, STOP IT, PITT, YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOO!!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

133 posted on 12/30/2005 12:36:45 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (PITT, STOP!!!!)
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To: Fenris6; Hillarys Gate Cult
I hate to play master of the obvious but anyone else notice how quickly the supposed "tolerant" lefties mention physical violence as a means of solving disputes?

Yup, I was about to post along those lines. We're the "fascist regime", yet they are the ones who always invoke threats of violence in an attempt to bully things their way. Don't take them seriously though - most Lefty's would wet themselves at the first face-to-face enounter. The trembling, the shrill voice, the fear in thier eyes. LMAO.

I've had a group of Lefties that was in the tens try to have me arrested because I was engaging in "threatening behavior," namely standing about 75 feet from their meeting place with a sign. Granted, I'm 6'4" and weigh in at about 215, but in the real world a man my size only intimidates 30 inside a large brick building 75 feet away if he's carrying an AK-47 and a crowbar to force the door with. They like to portray themselves as brave rebels standing up against the BushCo evil empire, but they don't even have guts when they have massive numerical superiority and the "threat" is peaceful and unarmed.

134 posted on 12/30/2005 12:37:08 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Rhythm and system and world control, magnetic, genetic, to match your soul.)
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To: Fenris6
sfexpat2000 #73. Will, if you want the Nickel Street Protection Agency to Break this idiot's legs, you have our card.

sfexpat needs to be careful with those threats. When she goes to jail for her part in the Scamdy fraud, she may run into someone who wants to take down the toughest person in the joint...

135 posted on 12/30/2005 12:39:01 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Rhythm and system and world control, magnetic, genetic, to match your soul.)
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To: feinswinesuksass
A quick google of "Dead Authors Club" and "Boston" gives you the name of the bar, phone # & address. Wow, it took real detective work to figure that one out.

Yup, and I understand that, when in Boston and at Bukowski's Tavern for lunch, the $1.69 burger special comes highly recommended. With cheap-o food like that, it's just gotta be a Pitt-style hangout. (BTW, googling the images section with Pitt's entire name provides some interesting pictures too.)

136 posted on 12/30/2005 12:41:39 PM PST by SamKeck
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To: Petronski
Hilarious.

Thank you, I'm here all week! Try the veal!

137 posted on 12/30/2005 12:44:06 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Rhythm and system and world control, magnetic, genetic, to match your soul.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
My, my, my, my, my. . . .

Imagine being Ty...and imagine finding out about this debacle...and then imagine that you find out Pitt has been calling you his "boy"...How far do you think Ty will throw him?

138 posted on 12/30/2005 12:52:52 PM PST by Mr. Silverback (Rhythm and system and world control, magnetic, genetic, to match your soul.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Need to get DUFU Podcast going to feature those Henrickson songs. BTW, I am right now reading (ironically) "Podcasting for DUmmies." Anyway they were going thru the recording techniques (converting to MP3, audio card, etc.) when in one of their boxes they show an iRiver MP3 recorder to bypass all that. Well, duh! Of course, I'll get the recorder. Why bother with the complicated crap? Plus it's mobile. Fits right in the pocket and I can conduct interviews anywhere, not just in front of my computer.


139 posted on 12/30/2005 12:52:52 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
But your delusional scenario, Will, is hilarious! You, Will Pitt, as Jesus, with your disciples leaning upon your breast, reclining at table. And "this DUer" as the Judas who then went out and betrayed you.

Coming to theatres this spring "The Passion of the Bareback Cowboy" with Will Pitt starring as the main character and PJ as the Dummie Judas.

140 posted on 12/30/2005 12:54:34 PM PST by NeoCaveman (almost blasphemous)
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