I am so upset at Bushitlerchimpy my teeth and hair have started to fall out. Can I sue the White house for my doctor bills? I don’t have insurance because I have not worked in 20 years. I get by braiding hair and making hemp pot holders. Do you think I am being spied on by the NSA? Sometimes my phone clicks kind of funny and I don’t think I am THAT paranoid but sometimes I really think someone is listening in, I can barely hear the voices in the background.
— Finn Youngman Dec 21, 02:16 PM
Booshitler Chimpy has his ways, you know. He can do many things. He can cause hurricanes with his Hurricane Machine. He can change votes with his Vote Changin' Machine. He can make Joey Wilson weep. He can help you. I know he can.