My mother was 5'1" and my dad was 5'6" I teased him mercilessly when I realized he was "shrinking." I called him "my little bitty daddy." I still miss him. :o[
You know you're grown up, when your parents start to shrink. :-)
We used to bug my Dad about the pink elephants he was 'Expecting'. Hehehe.
Love that man.
Dads are a gift from God, eh?
LOL.
Kids are most merciless about teasing their parents about their sudden inexplicable shrinking.
Okay up and at 'em. Are you going to sleep all day?
If only lilfe could be like a COMPUTER.
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over!
To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.
To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.
If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you loose your car keys, click on find.
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to you.