[Monkey Face]

I just got my new Lexus RX400h, and returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Watch this! He said, Nelson!"

The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!" He continued....and On the Road Again came from the speakers.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs.

One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "A##HOLES!" I yelled.....

The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax....

I love this car!!!!

[fanfan]

ROFLOL!

[airborne]

Worth the big bucks a Lexus costs!

[tuliptree76]

Hi 'Face.

[Darksheare]

LOL!

[Temple Owl]

Where have you been? I missed you! Can't you get one of those in an American-made car? I won't buy any Jap cars until they apologize for the Bataan Death March and Pearl Harbor.