[King Prout]

ehWHAAAA???

[Dawsonville_Doc]

Ok, this is what I heard.
Carrier is out doing what carriers do (project power, demand respect) when they learn that a spy satellite will be flying overhead, probably taking shots of them. Captain knows he has some SCA heavy fighters on board, announces over intercom for all SCA heavies to report to the flight deck in full battle gear for fighter practice just when the satellite is overhead...
The Russians couldn't for their lives figure out what all these guys in leather armor and steel helmets were doing on an aircraft carrier, fighting with swords...