then, I'll be perpetually lost, as I'm a visual learner! : )
We'll have concierge service to help you find your way around. (Maybe the penguins could be trained for that.)
I don't suppose you're an obstetrician or a Catholic priest? We need those!
Can I help you find your way to the Observatory, sir?
There is usually always someone who can point you in the right direction. And if all else fails, follow the good air.
(Uh-oh...maybe I shouldn't have said that...?)