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To: Temple Owl

Q: Why did the celery turn red?
A: Because it saw the salad dressing!


1,601 posted on 08/09/2005 4:42:15 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Liberals: Too stupid to realize Dick Cheney is the real Dark Lord.)
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To: Tax-chick

Thank you, butg that is so passe. I'm into peanuts now!


1,610 posted on 08/09/2005 4:47:04 PM PDT by Temple Owl
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Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: Because he didn't have the guts.
1,619 posted on 08/09/2005 4:52:40 PM PDT by Miss Behave (Beloved daughter of Miss Creant, super sister of danged Miss Ology, and proud mother of Miss Hap.)
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