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Potential Republican Crack-Up

Posted on 07/31/2005 1:19:25 PM PDT by KMB

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To: Dead Corpse

LOL!


921 posted on 08/03/2005 11:45:28 AM PDT by Darksheare ("Just because I have a paper heart, doesn't mean tearing it is okay." -The man with the candy face)
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To: Dead Corpse
Musical interlude:

Alice in Chains- Them Bones

I believe; them bones are me
Some say; we're born into the grave
I feel so alone, gonna end up a
Big ole pile a them bones

Dust rise; right on over my time
Empty; fossil of the new scene
I feel so alone, gonna wind up a
Big ole pile a them bones

Toll due; bad dream come true
I lie; dead gone under red sky
I feel so alone, gonna end up a
Big ole pile a them bones

922 posted on 08/03/2005 12:52:37 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
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LOL. This one didn't last long...

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Beacause of Bush I drink to much

Posted on 08/03/2005 2:05:45 PM PDT by Mr Omalley

When Bill Clinton was President evrything was wondeful and merry and I didn't drink. But now all is gloomy and depressing with terror and wars and the stresss of having that awfull man as president who stole elctions makes just want to drink. I drink 10 beers a day maybe more becase I don't count and sometimes I drink gin and rum. Now I have high blood pressure and liver enzymes.

Can we get a President for hsappy times like Clinton again. I hope so.


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1 posted on 08/03/2005 2:05:45 PM PDT by Mr Omalley
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To: Mr Omalley

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, IBTZ!!

2 posted on 08/03/2005 2:06:09 PM PDT by decal ("The French should stick to kisses, toast and fries.")
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To: Mr Omalley

Buy a pony cart.

3 posted on 08/03/2005 2:06:11 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: Mr Omalley

Incoming . . .

4 posted on 08/03/2005 2:06:20 PM PDT by zencat (The universe is not what it appears, nor is it something else.)
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To: Mr Omalley

LOL!

5 posted on 08/03/2005 2:06:30 PM PDT by SunStar (Democrats piss me off!)
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923 posted on 08/03/2005 2:09:32 PM PDT by sionnsar (†trad-anglican.faithweb.com† || Trad-Ang Ping: I read the dreck so you don't have to || Iran Azadi)
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Hehhe.... WEEEEEEEEeeeee!!!!


924 posted on 08/03/2005 2:15:34 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
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To: sionnsar

That guy can't be for real. He doesn't even deserve a shrubbery for such a lame attempt at trolldom.


925 posted on 08/03/2005 2:31:36 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: KMB

Ize gonna have a beer, and laugh in yo face!


926 posted on 08/03/2005 4:13:18 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: KMB

MOLASSES DEATH!


1919 2 million gallons of molasses "Tidal wave" Boston MA, drowning 21!

Forty minutes past noon on 15 January 1919, a giant wave of molasses raced through Boston. The unseasonably warm temperature (46 degrees) was the final stress needed to cause a gigantic, filled-to-capacity tank to burst. 2,320,000 gallons (14,000 tons) of molasses swept through the streets, causing death and destruction.

Eyewitness reports tell of a "30-foot wall of goo" that smashed buildings and tossed horses, wagons and pool tables about as if they were nothing. Twenty-one people were killed by the brown tidal wave, and 150 more were injured. The chaos and destruction were amplified -- and rescue efforts were hampered -- by the stickiness of the molasses. Those persons attempting to aid others all too often found themselves mired fast in the goo.

The day after the disaster, The New York Times reported:

A dull, muffled roar gave but an instant's warning before the top of the tank was blown into the air. The circular wall broke into two great segments of sheet iron which were pulled in opposite directions. Two million gallons of molasses rushed over the streets and converted into a sticky mass the wreckage of several small buildings which had been smashed by the force of the explosion. The greatest mortality apparently occurred in one of the city buildings where a score of municipal employees were eating their lunch. The building was demolished and the wreckage was hurled fifty yards. The other city building, which had an office on the ground floor and a tenement above, was similarly torn from its foundations.

One of the sections of the tank wall fell on the firehouse which was nearby. The building was crushed and three firemen were buried in the ruins.

Boston is not a city that forgets anything easily. There are those who claim that on a hot summer day in the North End, you can still smell the molasses.


927 posted on 08/03/2005 4:22:41 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Just because I have a paper heart, doesn't mean tearing it is okay." -The man with the candy face)
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1919 2 million gallons of molasses "Tidal wave" Boston MA, drowning 21!

Yeah... er... Sorry about that.

Plug slipped.

928 posted on 08/03/2005 4:28:15 PM PDT by Dead Corpse (Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
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To: Dead Corpse

;-)

*chuckle*


929 posted on 08/03/2005 4:32:42 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Just because I have a paper heart, doesn't mean tearing it is okay." -The man with the candy face)
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To: James S. Henry

James, you still have not explained how the Constitution grants you exclusive powers to cross into a 50 foot buffer zone created BY LAW where reporters -even FREE LANCE reporters- cannot go.
WHY do you think the law does not apply to you?


930 posted on 08/03/2005 4:34:52 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Just because I have a paper heart, doesn't mean tearing it is okay." -The man with the candy face)
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To: Dead Corpse; Darksheare

Truth is, the molasses was chasing a 12 ton pancake....


931 posted on 08/03/2005 5:06:03 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: Darksheare; Dead Corpse; SandyInSeattle; international american; All

He probably won't, either...the chicken...it falls into the "put up or shut up" category.


932 posted on 08/03/2005 5:08:13 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: international american

LOL!
You silly!


933 posted on 08/03/2005 5:08:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: Monkey Face

Oh, it's twue, it's twue!!


934 posted on 08/03/2005 5:10:38 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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To: international american

My favorite line!

Well, one of them, anyway. I've seen Blazing Saddles twice, and I doubt if I could live through a third one. That movie is so funny it should be banned.


935 posted on 08/03/2005 5:11:59 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: international american; Dead Corpse

*stuned looked*

That pancake is mine!
8-D


936 posted on 08/03/2005 5:14:05 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Just because I have a paper heart, doesn't mean tearing it is okay." -The man with the candy face)
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To: Darksheare

How did it fall off your head?


937 posted on 08/03/2005 5:14:45 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: Monkey Face

I know.
But I do enjoy needling him.
;-)


938 posted on 08/03/2005 5:14:47 PM PDT by Darksheare ("Just because I have a paper heart, doesn't mean tearing it is okay." -The man with the candy face)
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To: Darksheare

No one would ever guess THAT!


939 posted on 08/03/2005 5:15:43 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: Monkey Face

Okay, I just banned it!!


940 posted on 08/03/2005 5:18:58 PM PDT by international american (Tagline now flameproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
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