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Potential Republican Crack-Up

Posted on 07/31/2005 1:19:25 PM PDT by KMB

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To: Monkey Face
"...you're coming online just as I'm heading for bed and I really do miss you."

It's a good thing my wife doesn't read these posts.

5,761 posted on 08/26/2005 4:16:41 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: NicknamedBob

I miss you when I'm in bed, too, but then, my aim is not what it used to be...;o]


5,762 posted on 08/26/2005 4:18:32 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?)
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To: Monkey Face

I got to see our resident shelled water lizard.
(Snapper)


5,763 posted on 08/26/2005 4:20:00 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: fanfan; Monkey Face

The cheese and the gravy would need to be in pre-cooked form and wrapped under the foil with the potato before being launched by the combined high pressure windtube railgun.


5,764 posted on 08/26/2005 4:21:32 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: Darksheare

Where? How did I miss that? GAH! I HATE when I miss stuff!


5,765 posted on 08/26/2005 4:21:48 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?)
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To: Darksheare

Hey...all I want in the finished product! LOL!


5,766 posted on 08/26/2005 4:22:22 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?)
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To: Monkey Face

Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?


5,767 posted on 08/26/2005 4:23:34 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: HKMk23; fanfan; Monkey Face

I didn't think about shooting it THROUGH a cascade of cheese and gravy..


5,768 posted on 08/26/2005 4:23:40 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: Monkey Face

I was outside at the bridge near me.
Local snapping turtle is a large female.
She's rather docile actually.


5,769 posted on 08/26/2005 4:27:43 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: Darksheare; HKMk23; fanfan; Monkey Face
I should enlist you characters to help me design the food replicators à la Star Trek.

You just walk up to it and speak your request ... then the mechanism extrudes a fully cooked food item to your specification.

5,770 posted on 08/26/2005 4:30:28 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: NicknamedBob

*fanning self*

Why, no, actually...why do you ask?


5,771 posted on 08/26/2005 4:31:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?)
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To: Darksheare
"She's rather docile actually."

I guess you know better than to offer her any of those little sausages you call fingers, don't you?

5,772 posted on 08/26/2005 4:32:16 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: Monkey Face
"...why do you ask?"

I was just thinking maybe you had gotten to Chapter 24 in your reading.

5,773 posted on 08/26/2005 4:37:43 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: Darksheare

If she's docile, why does she snap?
People only snap at me when they're antsy...


5,774 posted on 08/26/2005 4:38:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?)
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To: NicknamedBob

I believe I passed that last night. Or maybe it's slated for tonight's reading. I think I have only four or five chapters to go, anyway. Pretty good, so far...;o]


5,775 posted on 08/26/2005 4:39:20 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?)
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To: NicknamedBob

VERY much so.
But she doesn't mind me standing two foot away.
Normally they'd be hissing and huffing about that.

She loves her crunchy crawdads though.


5,776 posted on 08/26/2005 4:40:13 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: Monkey Face

She hasn't snapped at me, just the young arrogant male snapper in the creek with her.
(She bashed that poor boy all over the creek for half an hour one day.)


5,777 posted on 08/26/2005 4:40:59 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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To: Darksheare

LOL!

Sounds like me when I wanted to impress someone! LOL!


5,778 posted on 08/26/2005 4:43:00 PM PDT by Monkey Face (If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?)
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To: Darksheare

I had a friendly visit with a terrapin here locally.

We were both dining on blackberries. One of those "High road, Low road" things, I guess. We were not competing with each other.


5,779 posted on 08/26/2005 4:43:28 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, considering she's bigger than he is... the sound of her knocking him all over the creek was hysterical.

*boonk, boonk, boomp, boonk, clonk..*


5,780 posted on 08/26/2005 4:55:54 PM PDT by Darksheare (There is a Possum in the works.)
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