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Potential Republican Crack-Up

Posted on 07/31/2005 1:19:25 PM PDT by KMB

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To: queenkathy; Monkey Face; sionnsar; Dead Corpse; King Prout
"Sparkling Water? Hmmm. I never tried it... Is it carbonated?"

Erk! ... Mmmph!! ... *Trying to control myself!!*

Arrgh! ... (Pirate expression?)

2,461 posted on 08/12/2005 4:45:39 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: NicknamedBob
I understand there is a product you can add to water now to take away the boredom factor.

Scotch?

2,462 posted on 08/12/2005 4:46:47 PM PDT by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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To: Monkey Face

No way! My current book is only half-finished.

And where's your book report on the last one, young lady?


2,463 posted on 08/12/2005 4:47:21 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: Monkey Face
That must make for some entertaining picnics.

:7)

2,464 posted on 08/12/2005 4:48:12 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("I'm okay with being unimpressive. It helps me sleep better.")
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To: NicknamedBob
:Reads from can label:

Alcohol Denat, Water, Acrylates Copolymer, Mentha Piperita Leaf Extract (Peppermint), Hydrolyzed Wheat Protein, Hydrolyzed Wheat Starch, Tocopheryl Acetate (Vitamin E Acetate), Panthenol, Aminomethyl Propanol, Potassium Hydroxide, Fragrance, Triethyl Citrate, PEG-12 Dimethicone

:puts can down carefully and runs screaming from the room.:

2,465 posted on 08/12/2005 4:49:13 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (When I walk into Sanctuary the band plays "Sweet Home Alabama")
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To: NicknamedBob

I dunno if I should even give you one, since you have beaten me soundly into submission with your "coke myth" de-bunking. }:o[


2,466 posted on 08/12/2005 4:49:15 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: tuliptree76
Good evening.

:)

2,467 posted on 08/12/2005 4:49:23 PM PDT by Do not dub me shapka broham ("I'm okay with being unimpressive. It helps me sleep better.")
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To: SandyInSeattle; Monkey Face
"Scotch?"

I've actually never tried that. I do sometimes add rum to coke, but that's just to neutralize the phosphoric acid.

2,468 posted on 08/12/2005 4:49:30 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: Do not dub me shapka broham

You have no clue. Just remember to take a dog with you, in the hopes that the bear approaches from upwind...


2,469 posted on 08/12/2005 4:50:39 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

... Aminomethyl Propanol ...

That's the one. A kind of alcohol.


2,470 posted on 08/12/2005 4:51:36 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Dang, HTB...what are you drinking these days...? :oO


2,471 posted on 08/12/2005 4:51:58 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: Monkey Face

Or post the dog downwind...


2,472 posted on 08/12/2005 4:52:22 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Or stay out of the mountains...


2,473 posted on 08/12/2005 4:53:02 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: Monkey Face
"...your ... de-bunking...."

You have me confused with someone else. I have never "de-bunked" anyone.

2,474 posted on 08/12/2005 4:54:38 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (Mighty and enduring? They are but toys of the moment to be overturned by the flicking of a finger.)
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To: NicknamedBob

What about the time I was at your slee..

(never mind)


2,475 posted on 08/12/2005 4:56:55 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: Monkey Face
Worse, that is what I spray on my head!

It does not leave my hair touchably soft but it does mean that I can put on and take off a hair net several times a day and still look presentable for the 4:00pm meeting.

2,476 posted on 08/12/2005 4:58:05 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (When I walk into Sanctuary the band plays "Sweet Home Alabama")
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To: NicknamedBob
I thought alcohol came from grain sources. You telling me that it is petroleum based? Is there nothing that Big Oil does not control?

:Grabs tin foil hat:

2,477 posted on 08/12/2005 5:00:35 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (When I walk into Sanctuary the band plays "Sweet Home Alabama")
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Whew!

I was worried for a minute! I thought you were drinking something that wasn't really alcohol!

Dang! You might as well kill a person as scare them to death!


2,478 posted on 08/12/2005 5:00:41 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; NicknamedBob

(I think you're going to need more than a tinfoil hat...)


2,479 posted on 08/12/2005 5:01:40 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?)
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To: Monkey Face

Maybe they could use some ants. Where's the ant-eating Owrk when I need him?


2,480 posted on 08/12/2005 5:06:44 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Liberals: Too stupid to realize Dick Cheney is the real Dark Lord.)
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