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Potential Republican Crack-Up

Posted on 07/31/2005 1:19:25 PM PDT by KMB

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To: tuliptree76; Army Air Corps; NicknamedBob; King Prout

8-D~~~~~~~














*multi-hour stuning*


1,921 posted on 08/11/2005 8:58:53 AM PDT by Darksheare (Small furry woodleand creature falls to vorpal blade, film at eleven!)
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To: Darksheare; Army Air Corps; NicknamedBob; King Prout

LOL! I don't know if Darks can handle it afterall.


1,922 posted on 08/11/2005 9:01:29 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76; Army Air Corps; NicknamedBob; King Prout

I have a device set up to water my eyes should I forget to blink.

Breathing, however, is another matter entirely.


1,923 posted on 08/11/2005 9:03:08 AM PDT by Darksheare (Small furry woodleand creature falls to vorpal blade, film at eleven!)
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To: tuliptree76

I was distracted...


1,924 posted on 08/11/2005 9:06:16 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Darksheare

Well, a respirator may help with the breathing. On the other hand, you could just use an iron lung.


1,925 posted on 08/11/2005 9:08:27 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Darksheare

Hmmm... You might need medical assistance for that.


1,926 posted on 08/11/2005 9:08:40 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: Army Air Corps; tuliptree76

Good thinking!
Thanks!


1,927 posted on 08/11/2005 9:10:40 AM PDT by Darksheare (Small furry woodleand creature falls to vorpal blade, film at eleven!)
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To: Army Air Corps

On the canteen thread?


1,928 posted on 08/11/2005 9:11:34 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: Darksheare

Shop E-Bay, I am sure that you could find an Iron Lung at a bargain. :-)


1,929 posted on 08/11/2005 9:12:22 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: Dead Corpse
Robocoaster...

Why does the phrase "Shaken Baby Syndrome" keep coursing through my head while watching those videos?

1,930 posted on 08/11/2005 9:12:33 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Never underestimate the will of the downtrodden to lie flatter.)
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To: Darksheare; Army Air Corps

Now that blinking and breathing are taken care of... Do you have anything for the drool issue?


1,931 posted on 08/11/2005 9:12:53 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76

Not at the moment. I am getting ready to split for lunch. My pal may buy the pistol today.


1,932 posted on 08/11/2005 9:13:25 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: tuliptree76

I think that Brawny paper towels can absorb a great deal of drool. They are handy when cleaning the kitchen, so they should handle drool...


1,933 posted on 08/11/2005 9:14:45 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: need_a_screen_name
YEP. and they would, i predict, head to the Southern Independence Party!

free dixie,sw

1,934 posted on 08/11/2005 9:16:14 AM PDT by stand watie (being a damnyankee is no better than being a racist. it is a LEARNED prejudice against dixie.)
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To: Army Air Corps

Aah. He just can't wait. ;-)


1,935 posted on 08/11/2005 9:16:26 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76; Army Air Corps

I think I'll have to use one of those dentist suction tube things.. or maybe simply wear a 'droool bonnet'.
Oh well..

*puts on Bandits kerchief over face.*


1,936 posted on 08/11/2005 9:16:29 AM PDT by Darksheare (Small furry woodleand creature falls to vorpal blade, film at eleven!)
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To: Darksheare; Army Air Corps

Awww... I'm sorry Darks.


1,937 posted on 08/11/2005 9:17:58 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: tuliptree76; Army Air Corps

Well.. at least when we run across trolls and I say "I have dibs on his wallet!" I look the part.


1,938 posted on 08/11/2005 9:19:05 AM PDT by Darksheare (Small furry woodleand creature falls to vorpal blade, film at eleven!)
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To: Darksheare

LOL! Dual purpose. :-)


1,939 posted on 08/11/2005 9:21:03 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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To: Army Air Corps

Tell your friend I said that he has to make up his mind soon. :-)


1,940 posted on 08/11/2005 9:24:43 AM PDT by tuliptree76 (I'm sailing on the wide accountancy.)
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