Potential Republican Crack-Up

[meema]

Cute. LOL!

[NicknamedBob]

This is Conan O'Brian...

The other one was Ashton ... that is, the one on the left was.

[meema]

Very Pretty! I didn't know we had an aurora down there. I always wondered...

[sionnsar]

Thanks. I see faces... but what contributions have they made to the world that I should know their names?

Or are they nothing of any more significance to the world than entertainers, usually quickly forgotten once they've walked off the stage? (..and if this is the case, well, in my case I can't forget what I never knew...)

[NicknamedBob]

"...what contributions have they made to the world that I should know their names?"

Well, you got me there, Partner.

I'm like John Wayne Bobbitt, when they asked him why Lorena would do such a thing.

"I don't know, Man. I'm stumped!"

[tuliptree76]

Who would have thunk it...

the Prankster
(43% dark, 39% spontaneous, 27% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT

Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 18% on dark

You scored higher than 54% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 45% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

[Darksheare]

the Cutting Edge

(56% dark, 47% spontaneous, 38% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | DARK



Your humor's mostly innocent and off-the-cuff, but somehow there's something slightly menacing about you. Part of your humor is making people a little uncomfortable, even if the things you say aren't themselves confrontational. You probably have a very dry delivery, or are seriously over-the-top.

Your type is the most likely to appreciate a good insult and/or broken bone and/or very very fat person dancing.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: David Letterman - John Belushi




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 54% on dark

You scored higher than 45% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 54% on vulgar

[tuliptree76]

That fits. :-)

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

the Provocateur

(65% dark, 39% spontaneous, 44% vulgar)
your humor style:
VULGAR | COMPLEX | DARK


You'll crack on anything, and you're often witty, even caustic, about it.

Therefore, your sense of humor is polarizing. You're transgressive, and you've got a seriously sharp 'edge'--maybe too much for some folks. If they get you, people think you're one of the funniest (and smartest) people in the world. If they don't, they think you're an ass. Whatever, right? While some might question your judgment, your comic intellect is unquestionably respected.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Chris Rock - Lenny Bruce - George Carlin




My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on dark

You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 50% on vulgar

[Darksheare]

Weird..

[Darksheare]

OL!
Uh oh!

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Don't worry.

I falsified my age and gender, like I do for every Internet meme I take.

So the accuracy of the results is up for interpretation.

:))

[Darksheare]

Drats!
That's what I get for honesty!
;-)

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

(Chuckle.)

I like New Yorker cartoons way too much!

:7)

[Darksheare]

The one cartoon made me think of something truly demented..

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

The two guys stranded on a desert island?

[Darksheare]

No, the huge jar with the tiny ship.
And the lady commenting that it was the story of the guys life.

[King Prout]

there's something very wrong with their test... I loathe Ashton Kutcher and don't much care for Conan O'Brian

the Prankster
(47% dark, 34% spontaneous, 33% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | LIGHT

Your humor has an intellectual, even conceptual slant to it. You're not pretentious, but you're not into what some would call 'low humor' either. You'll laugh at a good dirty joke, but you definitely prefer something clever to something moist.

You probably like well-thought-out pranks and/or spoofs and it's highly likely you've tried one of these things yourself. In a lot of ways, yours is the most entertaining type of humor because it's smart without being mean-spirited.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Conan O'Brian - Ashton Kutcher

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 83% on dark

You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous

You scored higher than 33% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating

[Jack Deth]

These three issues: evolution, Terri Schiavo and stem cell research are close to causing (or may have already caused) an irrepairable breach in the Republican coalition

Where is this guy getting his information from?

Evolution?... No chance in Hell of causing a "Crack-Up"!

Terri Schaivo?... Again, no chance

Stem Cell Research?... What color are the sunsets on your planet?

Is that Ozone I smell?

Jack.

[NicknamedBob]

Hi, Jack! (Ooh, let me rephrase that!)

Hello, Jack!

What misfortune brings you to these parts?

You have stumbled onto the lair of the Spawn of the Undead Thread, (Bwa-Haa-Haa ... and eerie music...)

Welcome!