DUmmie FUnnies 05-30-05 ("What do you love?" ---Pitt Posts "Trype" And Conspires With Scamdy)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 30, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[CAluvdubya]

i forgot to add that I hope your friend's mom is doing okay now.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

I've had several surgeries and each time, I had to go in and do pre-admit forms and bloodwork.

 

Yep! Me too! I even got my little wrist bracelet the day before.

 

Hell there's a thought! My bracelet had all my info on it. Patient#, Name, room#, allergies, surgeon, even what type of surgery I was having.

 

Why the hell doesn't Scamdy just scan his bracelet and post it on the net? Hell that would be better than anything I have seen so far. It could probly be forged but is also something that could be verified.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Great idea. Of course, with Scamdy's contacts within JH, he'd probably be able to forge one easily.

[Allosaurs_r_us]

I used to work with a guy that played rugby. he didn't have too many of his own teeth. He pulled 'em out to prove it!

 

I played a little against the college boys over in Bremerton Wa. back when I was a "kid". Lotsa blood and bruised bones! I preferred my football with the pads on!

[Dashing Dasher]

Just got this in my email....
I won't be able to make it - but if anyone in CA wants to go there and heckle - ....


You are invited to spend a weekend with internationally best-selling author William Rivers Pitt as he tours Berkeley, Sacramento, and Santa Rosa this weekend, June 3-5. See event details below.

California Congresswoman Lynn Woolsey will appear with Mr. Pitt in Santa Rosa on Sunday, June 5 as a special guest. That event will include a catered reception and a panel discussion between Mr. Pitt, Kevin Spidel, National Political Director for Progressive Democrats of America and other invited guests from labor, media and academia. Author Sherry Glaser will moderate the discussion. Swami Beyondananda will also make a special guest appearance.

EVENT: Speech: "THE DOMESTIC COSTS OF THE IRAQ WAR"
WHEN FRIDAY, JUNE 3, 7:00-9:00p.m.
WHERE: BERKELEY, CA
Berkeley Fellowship Unitarian Universalists
1924 Cedar Street (Cedar @ Bonita)
COST: Sliding scale – no one turned away -- $5-$15
CONTACT: Bill Lawler wjlawler@hotmail.com
Sara Shumer shumer3@comcast.net
510-524-4244
ADDITIONAL SPEAKERS:
Sherry Bohlen, PDA National Field Director on "Introduction to PDA"
Kevin Spidel, PDA National Political Director on "The Political Clout of PDA"

EVENT: PANEL DISCUSSION & LUNCH WITH WILLIAM RIVERS PITT
WHEN: SATURDAY, JUNE 4, 10:00a.m. – 1:00p.m.
WHERE: SACRAMENTO, CA
ParatransitBuilding
2501 Florin Road (Florin@ Woodbine Ave.)
COST: Free (donations accepted)
CONTACT: Leisa Faulkner leisafaulkner@hotmail.com 916-801-4184
ADDITIONAL SPEAKERS:
Sherry Bohlen, PDA National Field Director on "Introduction to PDA"
Kevin Spidel, PDA National Political Director on "The Political Clout of PDA"

EVENT: Panel Discussion: GETTING TRUTH OUT IN THE MEDIA
WHEN: SUNDAY, JUNE 5, 2:00p.m. – 5p.m.
WHERE: SANTA ROSA, CA
547 Mendocino
COST: $35.00 for entire event including speakers and reception
$10.00 for speakers and panel discussion only
TICKETS: Call (707) 586-5913, Copperfield's Bookstore
ADDITIONAL SPEAKERS: Emcee: Sherry Glaser presenting "Imagine That! News of Infinite Possibilities"
Kevin Spidel, PDA National Political Director on "The Political Clout of PDA"

[Allosaurs_r_us]

Well, looks like most of the excitement is over for the night. Will be looking forward to Andyscam's post in the AM over the JH phone calls. See y'all on the dawn!

[ReeWalker]

Well this was 5 yrs ago...i don't know if there is anyone on here up with what's going on in Indy...But at the time there were about 5 hospitals in a 1 mile radius...and that did include Methodist and Riley

[CAluvdubya]

thanks for the info. I'm gonna send to my son and maybe the local College Republicans can "attend"

[txradioguy]

"Did you know the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" played rugby at Yale?"

On what? The WOMEN'S team?

[CAluvdubya]

They all write papers on the newest procedures and share the latest info.

Besides, Undie isn't making JH sound very good! LOL

[ReeWalker]

I know if it was me...I'd be happy to just be in a hospital anywhere....the really BIG hospital in this area is in Rochester MN... I think that's the Mayo Clinic..I;m still a newbie to the area....I do know there are a couple of catholic hospitals within a 100 miles

[ReeWalker]

Do you understand what Pitt writes??? Every time I read his chit I feel like I'm reading a text book...i know he's trying to say something...but i keep getting the feeling like he's running me around the block to go next door....Know what I mean??

[txradioguy]

Pop quiz folks! What doesn't add up in what you see below?

[txradioguy]

Now that you've seen the paper...here's Scamdy's own words:

____________________________________________________________
Andy_Stephenson Donating member (1000+ posts)

Wed Apr-27-05 12:34 AM
Original message
OK yall surgery is May 10th
Edited on Wed Apr-27-05 12:35 AM by Andy_Stephenson


I will be in Johns Hopkins for a week...if there are any Baltimore local DUer's and ya feel like dropping in and seeing me. You know where I'll be and I would be psyched to meet and visit with you. Termite will be with me as well and he is going to be a nervous wreck.

Paging Will Pitt...to the white courtesy phone.

____________________________________________________________

[CAluvdubya]

I don't think I have ever made it past the first sentence or two of his. He is boring and his junk is so long. It makes no sense to me but the DUmmies just eat it up!

[imskylark]

Well, I see three different dates on it and nothing is filled out on top. No signature.

(I am suffering from insomnia tonight.)

[CAluvdubya]

Okay, I'll play.

One thing I noticed is that Undie posted on April 27th (the date the fax was sent) that the surgery was scheduled for May 10th. the fax clearly say "the week of May 23rd"

So if the fax says week of 5-23, why didn't Undie?

Did I get it?

[CAluvdubya]

Okay, I'll play.

One thing I noticed is that Undie posted on April 27th (the date the fax was sent) that the surgery was scheduled for May 10th. the fax clearly say "the week of May 23rd"

So if the fax says week of 5-23, why didn't Undie?

Did I get it?

[CAluvdubya]

All I seem to be doing tonigh is apologizing. <p.Sorry for the double post

[txradioguy]

There is an April date on the top of the sheet...a date of May 23rd for the "surgery" and below there is a post from Scamdy himself stating very clearly that he'd been scheduled for surgery on May 10th and that he'd be in there a week.

Now he's supposedly had the Surgery sometime late last week or over the weekend....spent ONE day in ICU and today announces that he's home.

Something kinda stinks here...has a real "earthy" aroma to it too.