DUmmie FUnnies 05-30-05 ("What do you love?" ---Pitt Posts "Trype" And Conspires With Scamdy)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 30, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[franksolich]

The DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt" waiting for the "go ahead" from the DUmmie "goodboy," who is waiting for the "go ahead" from the aged empress of DUmmieland.

[JLO]

Newman Grove, Nebraska, is a nice little town, circa 650 in the rolling hills.

You got 650 in a nearby town? Overcrowding, I'd say. We have 400 or so in the whole township. LOL! Nobody wears cowboy hats around here. Well, except that one weird guy...lol. (Sunshine is in short supply.)

[jennyjenny]

Ah, Okay. I hope we're not forced to read a bunch more of his BS before we get information.

[franksolich]

Hmmmm.

The DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt," after holding us all in suspense, must have gone back to Kinko's down there in Texas.

[CAluvdubya]

Am I in time? (running, out of breath)

I don't see anybody there...Did the dog eat Pitt's homework?

Saw all the work you're doing at home, make the "dogs" help you! :)

[franksolich]

No, it appears the DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt" took his homework back to mommy--er, the aged empress of Dummieland, to have her "approve" it before posting.

[franksolich]

Well, whatever it is, if everybody has to work to get their stories "straight," that lessens the credibility of whatever it is.

[franksolich]

Oops, now a moderator there has told us to "cool our jets"--which means that the ancient empress of DUmmieland didn't like what the eunuchized DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt" was getting ready to post.

[SCALEMAN]

bookmark... maybe if I start cooking supper something will happen

[CAluvdubya]

Be patient Frank, those Selectrics don't work as fast as computers!

[franksolich]

Well, I'm going to mow the lawn--3 acres--while I'm waiting, I guess.

[CAluvdubya]

Are you at the Dome or the official Andy thread?

[franksolich]

The official Andy thread; nothing going on in the dome.

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

MUCH GOING ON BEHIND THE CURTAINS IN DUMMIELAND!

MUCH GOING BACK-AND-FORTH AS THE DUMMIE PUNIDIOT "WILLIAM PITT" GETS READY TO MAKE REVELATIONS ABOUT WHAT THE GRAND DUmbo "SKINNER" CALLS "THE ANDY SITUATION"!

THE ANCIENT DOWAGER EMPRESS THROWING A FIT BECAUSE STORIES ARE NOT MATCHED?

MUCH HURRY-SCURRY-RUSH-RUSH-RUN-RUN AS DUMMIES TRY TO GET THEIR STORIES STRAIGHT, CONSISTENT!

[KSCITYBOY]

Words fail me. Pitt is a lump.

[franksolich]

The DUmmie PUnidiot "William Pitt" just got back.

[PJ-Comix]

There are probably no fewer than 10,000 women held against their will as sex slaves in the U.S. today.

Um...Can I get their addresses?

[PJ-Comix]

The Hopkins

The Johns Hopkins?

[CAluvdubya]

Where do you look to see if someone is signed on (CU)? I know about the green light, but not if a person isn't on that thread?

[luvie]

All of this ant farm activity sort of reminds me of the little man behind the huge curtain in the Wizard of Oz! All roar and no substance! They just seem to get more pathetic--and if one of them is lurking, get some spunk and talk to us! LOL!