Made a new parody song, to the tune of Led Zeppelin's "Living Loving Maid (She's Just a Woman)". Not nearly as good as the AndyScam Man, but I thought I'd give it a try. So, without further ado:
Panning, Scamming Man (He's Just a Felon)
With a Groucho mask and cherubic cheeks
Pannin', scammin', he's just a felon
Mister deathly ill is still fat as can be
Pannin', scammin', he's just a felon
Come on, swearin' it's on the up and up
Makes the DUmmies go 'round
But we all know what you're pullin' here
So you better get used to that frown
Bilked money, bilked money payin' your bills
Pannin', scammin', he's just a felon
When suspicion creeps, you send out your shills
Pannin', scammin', he's just a felon
Come on, swearin' it's on the up and up
Makes the DUmmies go 'round
But we all know what you're pullin' here
So you better get used to that frown
Callin' the docs blood-suckers 'fore the surgery
Pannin', scammin', he's just a felon
And the Skinner and the Pitt and the fag-hags agree
Pannin', scammin', he's just a felon
Oh, you got it.
You say you're in such pain that we wouldn't believe
Pannin', scammin', he's just a felon
But you can still clean up after a puppy's pee
Pannin', scammin', he's just a felon
Come on, swearin' it's on the up and up
Makes the DUmmies go 'round
But we all know what you're pullin' here
So you better get used to that frown
Pannin', scammin', he's just a felon
On my mark, the post will be 4163. Mark.