DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[mozrock]

LMAO (literally)....WOW, that was a great read!

[jennyjenny]

Oh c'mon. You keep doing the tease.

[franksolich]

Just don't leave your computer or Free Republic or the DUmmie FUnnies for the next half hour or so--and yeah, you have time to make a cup of coffee, let the dog out, take out the trash, whatnot. It's coming, but it'll be some minutes yet.

[Proud 2BeTexan]

Well, you'd better find a lull real quick, or we're all going to sue you for mental anguish!

Get your priorities straight... put a 'closed' sign on the door. ;-D

[txradioguy]

Damn and it's time for me to hit the rack too.

Not fair!

[speed_addiction]

Ohhhhh what site?

Here! I will say no more. Not yet.

[commonguymd]

I can't wait!!!!! lol

[commonguymd]

what site?

[jennyjenny]

Are you Andy?

[Proud 2BeTexan]

Hey, live up to your name. Speeeeeeeeeeeed.

Hurry, hurry, hurry... I need to get busy around here, but who can work with this suspense going on?

[franksolich]

Uh, now-now.

This may, or may not, require a sacrificial DUmmie-cide.

Any volunteers?

[volvox]

Exactly, if the doctor isn't sure it is a very fast timeline. Yours was within a month from discovery to surgery. Mine was within a week. The problem with the claims that Undie doesn't know is the fact that this has gone on for a few months and he has had a biopsy. I just feel sorry for the poor people who are comparing his case to ours and not seeing the differences. They are still believing because he is allowing their minds to make up scenarios that make his story plausible. He is doing a great con by giving enough info to let people's imaginations go wild and say, well, maybe that is possible. He (and others helping him) are a frauds. I can't wait until this is over. One of the DUmmies made a comment about paypal having a 30-day refund (I don't use paypal much, so not real sure), but how long as it been. Can these DUmmies realize the truth before its up, or since the paypal account is suspended, are they getting their money back anyway? Again, I'm not real familiar with paypal because I like to see the people I give my money to.

[franksolich]

Where the infatuated accomplice of Andy, the deeply-troubled DUmmie "sfexpat2000" mentioned that the 5th Assistant Grand DUmmie "EarlG" (one assumes he got demoted, for his lapse in judgement) had given permission for the one single fund-raising thread was in the very first one, from 04-28, sort of w-a-y down there.

[Choose Ye This Day]

You know we want it.

[jennyjenny]

You guys are killing me.

[franksolich]

It's worth the wait.

Anyone willing to DUmmie-cide, please stand by, but this may be some minutes yet. But please stand by, ready.

[Charles Henrickson]

In post 915, I wrote:

We do know for sure that Andy was in Columbus, Ohio, on Saturday, May 7, and Sunday, May 8. He spoke at an advertised meeting on Saturday at 5:00, there were people in attendance, there were announcements and reports, etc. And we have the photos. The May 7 one is from the after-meeting get-together at 7:00, at a Houlihan's in Dublin, Ohio, I think.

Slight correction: The May 7 "Meetup" itself was at the Houlihan's in Dublin (a Columbus suburb) at 5:00. And this "meetup" (which an estimated 15 people attended) came after a "teach-in" (don't you love these lib names for things?) earlier in the day, which I don't think Undie spoke at (but may or may not have attended). On the DU "teach-in" thread, "goodboy" said the Houlihan's "meet-up" would be at 7:00, but he was corrected that it would begin at 5:00.

[Choose Ye This Day]

Oh, heck. If it's really good, I'll sacrifice mine. I can't get above 60 posts over there, anyway. I'll never make it to 1000--I just can't handle that much drivel.

Someone that is an expert in screen captures will have to be ready, though.

[PJ-Comix]

are lurking here and at CU trying to find out exactly how much Scamdy bilked them out of.

MUCH easier here to find out the latest AndyScam updates.

[Barset]

"But I still insist that whereever Andy is, he is carefreely gallivanting around, nothing bothering him at all. Whereever he is."

With that, I couldn't agree more.

I also think he is playing with the Dummies. The DU post that told all the DUers to rejoice in the communal cure of Andy' cancerous pancreas and "to hell with the $50,000," is pure con artist.

Andy hasn't finished hosing the DUers.