DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Krodg]

There was more to the conversation but I didn't bother posting it...

[Not A Snowbird]

Happy Mount St. Helens Day, everyone!

[volvox]

The doctor thought I had cancer this past year. Thankfully, I didn't but it helped change my life and start taking more chances instead of just going through the motions. The doctor sent me to get an ultrasound and they found a 10 inch something. They weren't sure what it was, but based on the doctor's opinions, they felt it was unlikely to be cancerous (basically because at that size, I would have been experiencing more trouble than I experiencing if it had been cancerous). The doctors rushed me into surgery before the week was out without a biopsy because in their minds, it didn't really matter if it was cancer or not, it needed to come out due to its size and since it was pushing on a lung and causing my lung to not fully inflate.

I'm not saying this is the case for Undie at all. He does not have cancer. But the DUmmies who are saying you can't be totally sure until you get into surgery are sometimes right. I didn't know until the surgery although I strongly suspected I didn't have cancer. It is possible to not know for sure, but in this case, this poor fools are being mislead and grasping at straws. Please don't think I'm defending Undie. He deserved to go to jail for what he has stolen from people who had good intentions (although they are misguided intentions).

[steve-b]

All this talk of Andy Stephenson is not helpful for anyone.

It's helpful for your forum members, so they can avoid being further fleeced by his chicanery. The only people it's not helpful for are the ones profiting from his scam.

[volvox]

I agree. If I were him, I would continue to allow other people to lock threads and not make a statement sympathetic to Undie while locking a thread.

[commonguymd]

I would like to know more about your conversation. I don't doubt the amounts of the cashier's checks, nor do I doubt the name the checks were made out to. I think that it all means little to whether the money went to JH. I figure it would be very easy to return the checks. Proof would be a receipt from JH.

What other information do you get?

[txradioguy]

Yup and as long as $kimmer keeps a choke hold on info concerning AndyScam...the harder time he'll have with his fundraiser for the DUmp becasue all the folks who SHOULD be donating...are lurking here and at CU trying to find out exactly how much Scamdy bilked them out of.

[lutz]

Just got up, someone may have already posted this link:

http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6831&page=23&pp=25

[gardencatz]

I figured it would be at least in the 6 digits. Plus, no one knows how much he skimmed from BBV. HMMMM...
Black top blue sky,
big town full of little white lies,
Everybody's your friend you can never be sure.
They'll promise fancy cars and diamond rings,
All sorts of shiny things.
Girl, you'll remember what your knees are for...

Please send money,
I'm so broke that it ain't funny.
I don't need much just enough to get me through.

Cindie

[volvox]

Has anyone noticed that the new claim is that the hospital lost the checks? I noticed that last night as sfex...(whatever her name is) was arguing with Pitt. Is that the new explanation since they know (or should if they are monitoring us like they should be) that we can verify if the checks were cleared or not. I thought it was interesting that note got put in there as a CYA.

[lutz]

Hey! Does anyone have the thread saved that has sfexpat or whatever it's named whining & begging to EarlG to get this fundraiser started? Or is this already dated in the timeline & i missed it?

[franksolich]

ANDY ALERT!

ANDY ALERT!

ANDY HAS BEEN SIGHTED!

REPORT OF AN ANDY SIGHTING!

ANDY SIGHTED ON A WEB-SITE NOT DUMMIELAND!

ON FOR 90 MINUTES THIS MORNING!

[lutz]

Hi Cindie!!

I'm SO poor I don't have the money to spare unfortunately, but I'll be sending good vibes your way! Love & peace & all that hippie nonsense!!

heheehee~ Thanks for being the Timeline Czar by the way! If you need anything (links, whole threads, etc etc) just hollar at us and you'll get what you need) ;3

[franksolich]

Dang it, I forgot to add, like Drudge does--

.....BREAKING......

[hipaatwo]

I had a similar experience. I was getting pelvic pain. Went to my GYN, he told me he feels a fibroid tumor. Got get an ultrasound. Got the ultrasound, it showed a cyst. Pain was getting worse, went back to the GYN, he did an exam, said ultrasound says cyst, I feel tumor, I want you to go to an oncologist. Within a week I had an appt. The oncologist did an exam, looked at the x-ray, says I doubt you have cancer but I won't know for certain until I do surgery. Two weeks later I had a total hysterectomy. No cancer.

I'm not sticking up for Andy at all. Notice my timeline when the doctor didn't think I had cancer but wanted to make sure. It all happened within a month, from beginning of pain to surgery.

[luvie]

What's he tryin' to do--find some new, fresh sucke....um donors?

[Centaur]

where? how? details? don't leave us hang like Drudge!

good thing he can't stay away from the computer :)

[nonkultur]

Ohhhhh what site?

[speed_addiction]

I recieved some info that would definitely ignite a riot among even the more fervent Undie supporters. Not about Will Pitt or the other members of the brood, but about Andy himself.

This was a turn of events that shocked even me as it came from a completely unforseen place. I will format it and put it up during a lull at work. I am in the middle of my midmornig run here at my business.

[Paradox]

You are such a TEASE bro! Frank too!