DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[CAluvdubya]

I think I might send ol' Undie some flowers or maybe a nice plant! I will need his room number to do this and a phone call to JH just might net me the info I'll need to give the flower shop! I'll never have to get out of my pajamas. :)

[JLO]

Misty Memory, here's a few more for your list. Good job!
http://www.google.com/search?as_q=+johns-hopkins+cancer&num=100&hl=en&c2coff=1&btnG=Google+Search&as_epq=andy+stephenson+&as_oq=&as_eq=freerepublic&lr=&as_ft=i&as_filetype=&as_qdr=all&as_occt=any&as_dt=i&as_sitesearch=&safe=images

[Repub4bush]

Good call CA,

I was going to mention that, what with the "bowel flush" and all.

Freepers need to be aware of this too.

[franksolich]

My, my, my, my, my.

Andy, you've been very bad.

Bad boy, Andy.

[Repub4bush]

There were possibly 4? Wow, I thought I only remember seeing 2-3 freezing their a$$es off while JFK was out frolicking in the snow in Colorado.

They were looking stupid and miserable at best...LOL

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT! to come a little later, on the above.

But don't anyone get their expectations overblown.

Thank you, all.

[Krodg]

Here's the one whining about having to give up ice cream...doesn't look like he actually did that though.

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Im Baaaaaaaaack...and Auditing a county in Illinois.



But could someone throw me a bone here? I mean really. Diabetes on top of everything. Sheez. The worst part of that is, I can't have my favorite frozen desert. Ben n Jerrys, Cherry Garcia. My vision is a bit blurry and I am not able to drive till it clears up. But hey...that just means I can "malinger" a bit here at home.

Seriously I am feeling ok everyone...they only kept me one night and sent me home with an admonishment to get my blood sugar under control.

Now back to business. I am helping audit an election in Illinois. The election officials there are refusing to give up records, they are required to give. Anyone want to help?


Andy

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=3359193

[franksolich]

Please see above, by krodg, madam.

You have this on the timeline?

It shows more evidence that this "pancreatic cancer" is, really, the effects of too much high living.

[MisterRepublican]

"But hey...that just means I can "malinger" a bit here at home. "

Malinger? Indeed.

[imskylark]

"Now back to business. I am helping audit an election in Illinois. The election officials there are refusing to give up records, they are required to give."

This is one thing I don't understand. He is unemployed but auditing an election. Anyone can do that? Can I just walk in and audit an election? Wouldn't he have to be working for someone?

[Repub4bush]

Ha! Is there anything not wrong with this scammer! I mean what he is 44 years old, and has every disease imaginable.

He is really case study... but not for JH. Me thinks maybe a psych ward???

Anyone with the health issues he has supposedly had over the past 6 months, would not be traipsing all over the country screaming voter fraud.

IMO HE SHOULD BE HOME GETTING HIS HEALTH IN ORDER!!. Of course that would mean he was really really sick....not from my stand point!

[snarkytart]

Can you give me a recap of where the "Andy Scam" stands.

Thanks!

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

MY, MY, MY, MY.....MY!

ANDY DISHONORS HIS FATHER! THE SOURCE OF HIS LIFE! HE WHO GAVE ANDY LIFE! ANDY IN VIOLATION OF ONE OF THE 10 COMMANDMENTS! ANDY NO SENSE OF HONOR?



HOW MANY DIFFERENT NAMES DOES ANDY USE (in real life)?

IS THERE A REASON FOR SOMEONE TO USE NAMES OTHER THAN HIS OWN?

ONLY ANDY KNOWS FOR SURE!

ANDY BEING ADMITTED TO JOHNS HOPKINS UNDER AN ALIAS?

[NonLinear]

pic of VelmaD: http://www.democraticunderground.com/gallery/pics/velmad.jpg

[franksolich]

Entry prohibited by the Grand DUmbo "Skinner."

However, I just got around that "security"--I'm NOT going to do it again, on this computer--and nabbed the DUmmie "VelmaD."

[franksolich]

Anyone willing to lower themselves into the deepest bowels of DUmmieland, to check up on DUmmie "SRats2"?

[Choose Ye This Day]

How come just about every DUmmy I see looks like Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians or some other 90's hippie-wanna-be band?

[franksolich]

The DUmmies all think alike, in lockstep, so it's only natural they all adopt the same "look."

Just like the Hitler Youth.

[gidget7]

LOL Frank, ya think??? His lifestyle is the very definition of "high living". No self discipline, no limitations, no accountability, not even self respect!~

It's really rather amazing when folks in his type of lifestyle ask "why me?"

[MisterRepublican]

Andy claims to be working "for" and "with" several organizations in various capacities. CASE Ohio, National Ballot Integrity Project, and Velvet Revolution just to name a few.



"I am currently working with CASE America, National Ballot Integrity Project, and Velvet Revolution..."

Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:49 am at:

http://www.velvetrevolution.us/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=112&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=