DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[NEPA]

Thanks for the member number info, I never knew about it.

Member # 42562

[franksolich]

DUMMIE ALERT!

DUMMIE ALERT!

GRAND DUmbo "SKINNER" SCOLDS THE DUMMIES!

ANDY COUNTDOWN! LESS THAN 96 HOURS BEFORE ANDY GOES UNDER THE GAS AT JOHNS HOPKINS!

WESTERN UNION TELEGRAM, RETURN RECEIPT REQUESTED, TO BE DELIVERED TO ANDY AT JOHNS HOPKINS ON THURSDAY AFTERNOOON! BEARING THE HONEST AND SINCERE GOOD WISHES TO ANDY FROM THE DUMMIE FUNNIES!

DID ANDY MEET THE DUMMIE "TERMITE" IN TEXAS?



The name of the bird on top is "Fred."

[BTHOtu]

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[Amityschild]

I like 'Fred'!

Where is Grand DUmmie Skinner scolding the minions?

[franksolich]

And "Fred" is a very fine bird, too, madam.

As for the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" scolding the DUmmies for obsessing over Andy, someone posted the text above.

I just got home from working 60+ hours this weekend (so I could have the next four days free to "monitor" "the Andy Stephenson situation" (as the Grand DUmbo "Skinner" calls it) 24 hours a day.....but I am very sleepy now, and will hit the sack.

Back in a few hours, probably mid- or late afternoon Sunday.

[Misty Memory]

Andy_Stephenson  (1000+ posts)

Sat May-21-05 08:29 PM
Response to Reply #26

40. I MUST have a pink mixer!

and if it is autographed by Elizabeth...EVEN BETTER!!!!

Oh, good grief! Is he going to start insinuating he has breat cancer next?

[KJC1]

Thank you for the info on saving a webpage. :^)

I'll experiment with this a bit later.

[Misty Memory]

Is this the image you wanted enlarged? You can do it by changing the height and width tags when you post it.

[Centaur]

I'm going to need a fundraiser soon for all the time I am spending on this thread ;)

[MisterRepublican]

It is as credible as his other "cancer" at this point. I'd bet a $10 donation to a PayPal account the Andy groupies hit ole Betty up for a donation.

[KJC1]

From flyarm:
371. no dear..

I just checked on the LONG fundraising thread from 4-28, and it's not there. Just FYI.

[MisterRepublican]

Good news! Just register at DU and you too can hold a fund-raiser. Skinner thinks it's okay, and Andy opened the door, so why not give it a try.

I hope I can get my "I need a fancy new computer for my mental health" fund-raiser going over there soon.

[Misty Memory]

Thank you for the info on saving a webpage. :^)

I'll experiment with this a bit later.

You're welcome! I didn't know how to do it either until someone very early in this thread (or could have been one of the others--I've lost track) explained it.

One important thing I didn't mention is if you save more than one page from the same source, you'll have to change the file name or one will overwrite the other. You can just add 1, 2, or 3 and the computer will recognize it as a new file or you can make it something more descriptive to remind yourself what that file is. (long sentence...does it make any sense?)

[luvie]

You are all adults, and you can decide where you feel comfortable spending your money.

DUmmie Skinner is assuming a lot from his ant farm, isn't he?

[Misty Memory]

It is as credible as his other "cancer" at this point.

I wonder if JH does sex change operations? Maybe while Undie's under the knife they could kill two birds with one stone. (Or is it they could kill two stones with one snip?)

I'd bet a $10 donation to a PayPal account the Andy groupies hit ole Betty up for a donation.

Send your donations to Misty_Memory@I'mbrokepleasesendmoney.com

[SCALEMAN]

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[hipaatwo]

Thanks Misty!

[Judith_knows]

Of course you are correct in that the insurance question is one of the absolute FIRST questions they will ask. I have never gone to a facility or clinic without this happening. The only time I can conceive the insurance question would NOT be asked is if you're having a heart attack (or other life and death emergency and you are taken to the ER and triaged immediately into one of those little ER compartments for repair). There is NO way they'd schedule a surgery before finding out the insurance status of someone. I worked in managed care for a few years and I don't know why that didn't jump out at me, but thanks for making the point.

[KJC1]

From flyarm:
371. no dear..

I should clarify, if it is in the long 4-28 fundraising thread, it is not post #371. I saw another DU thread referencing this post by flyarm and the link went to the long thread. It might be in there somewhere but it isn't #371.

[KJC1]

Thanks again. :^)