DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[commonguymd]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=104x3675796

see when this one gets locked.

[Not A Snowbird]

Actually, if you find PJ's DUmmie FUnnies, he always provides the link.

[Dont Mention the War]

Yeah, sure, fraudsters are a dime a dozen (especially when counting the votes in Washington state), and the Washington (state) Department of Social Services probably gets lots and lots of claims of alleged fraud.

It's a virtual certainty that the WA State DSS gets tons of cash from the feds, which means they have to follow federal anti-fraud laws or risk losing all their federal funding. So if you ever get the feeling that WA is sitting on the complaint, file another one in DC.

[Purrcival]

Surely there are local couriers in Nebraska who will bring you your cigarettes within a matter of a couple of hours? ;-)

Why, we even have taxis deliver computer boards sometimes, if necessary! Surely they can deliver cigarettes? :-D

Sit! Stay!

[hattend]

Boy, what a worthless thread.

I really can't stand that they put their main response in the title and then some stupid icon in the body.

It's almost always like that and that's another reason I avoid the DUmp.

[Lazamataz]

"DITHF'ed"

Well, it was before my time, but near as I can tell, DITHF (Deep In The Hurtgen Forest) claimed to be a WWII vet and somehow got a bunch of money or contributions of some nature before it was found out that he was a fraud.

[SSgtRast]

I'm sorry to report that our beloved Franksolich has been diagnosed with  Tourette's syndrome.  Those who know Franksolich know what a traumatic diagnosis this is.  I spoke with him recently and asked how we could help.  He suggested that if "every mother****er donated ten @#$!%#@ dollars, [he] could f***ing get better and vastly f***ing improve."  Please give til it hurts folks!

 

Note:  Newsweek has verified this.  It's safe.  I swear! :)

[Purrcival]

And I didn't check those threads. Did sfexpat2000 or greatauntoftriplets show up in either of them?

[Purrcival]

Spoke too soon. That's what I get for not reading everyone's responses first. I'm catching up again today.

[commonguymd]

The Gestapo has cracked down, and they all have to respond in inuendo and nuance. I was never good a nuance. They are cracking up over there, but like good little communists in a crackdown - they have to whisper to each other. I am curious about the pm's flying around. Can't seem to get information on other sites - as to whether the discussion is spilling to other places. Thinking about passing on the information.........

[Charles Henrickson]

They're absolutely barbequeing "William Pitt" over there.

It's a Barbecue Pitt!

[Darkwolf]

I just skimmed your piece but I must say, I'm truly shocked that they couldn't find a way to blame this all on Bush.

[Purrcival]

...the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!!!

[Purrcival]

"Of course it wasn't fabricated from nothing, it was fabricated from a desire for a cool 50 grand! DUMMIE!!!!"

A cool 50 grand...or more. How do we have any way of knowing how much Undie might have scammed from all of the fundraising going on at -- how many web sites? 123?

[txradioguy]

Early on there were some that wonderd outloud if the suggestion of Andy defrauding people was a targeted attack by the BFEE.

And yes they said it with a straight face.

[Purrcival]

In fact, Grand DUmmie Skinner DID ask Undie to sign a HIPPA (HIPAA?) form that would allow him to verify everything and set everyone's minds at ease.

The result?

<*crickets chirping*>

Hey, how can we fault Undie? He's only following the example of his beloved John Kerry, who STILL HAS YET TO FILE FORM 180 RELEASING HIS MEDICAL RECORDS FROM WHEN HE WAS IN THE NAVY!!

[blinachka]

Hahahahaha!! What a bunch of DUmmies! I bet ole Skinner is in on it with Scamdy! Hahaha! Thanks for the laughs PJ!!

[txradioguy]

"...the only prescription is MORE COWBELL!!! " Yeah baby! More Cowbell!!!

[Purrcival]

"I see nothing! NOTHING!!"

[Chappaquiddick Crawdad]

Actually, if you find PJ's DUmmie FUnnies, he always provides the link.

I know he has a link there to the particular thread he uses, but I'm not looking for that. Quite simply, I want as many DUmmies as possible to see what I post there before its inevitable removal and my banning. In other words, the thread that has the highest congestion of DUmmie traffic.

The one linked by commonguymd would have been good, but alas it's locked already!