DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Proud 2BeTexan]

That poster actually put a sarcasm tag after their message... they were mad at Pitt for criticizing Andy.

[PJ-Comix]

They wanted to know what prison is like since I spent some time there and what their best course of action should be.

Can Scamdy take his new pet puppy with him to prison? BTW, many of the screen saves from the DUFUs will probably be used as evidence at his trial.

[Purrcival]

Oops - it looks like the DUmmies have just forfeited their chance to claim that the doctors at Johns Hopkins Hospital "caught an error in the diagnosis" from the "inferior" doctors in Undie's home state of Washington, and that because of the sad state of national health care in this country, Undie almost had surgery that he didn't need because of the "wrong" diagnosis:

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paula777 (597 posts) Tue May-17-05 03:32 PM
Response to Original message

2. Isn't it possible that the original hospital made a mis-diagnosis


and once he got to John Hopkins they found out the problem was something different entirely?

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WilliamPitt (1000+ posts) Tue May-17-05 03:36 PM
Response to Reply #2

9. If that is the case


Why have there been no threads started announcing the great news? Why did I not get any phone calls? It sounds to me like this information has been in hand for a while now.

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[txradioguy]

Next DUmp fundraiser...buying Scamdy 10-15 years worth of "Soap On A Rope"!

Oh wait he's gay...never mind he'll never use it in prison...

[aBootes]

Bump for the morning edition...

[Purrcival]

I can't resist. While I was reading your post, this song started running through my mind and now I can't get rid of it. So I'm passing it on to y'all:

A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You
(The Monkees)

Walk out,
Girl don't you walk out
We've got things to say
Talked out, let's have it talked out
Things will be okay

Girl
I don't want to find
That I'm a little bit wrong
And you're a little bit right
I said girl
You know that it's true
It's a little bit me, (a little bit me)
And it's a little bit you... too

Don't know... just what I said wrong
But girl I apologize
Don't go... here's where you belong
So wipe the tears from your eyes

[Charles Henrickson]

I've missed out on all the scoops. . . . Every single one of them the past nine days. . . . I'm going to SuperGlue myself to the chair until this is over.

Here, frank, this is for you:

[PJ-Comix]

Since I hardly ever go to DU, can you tell me who Andy and Will are.

Andy---Slick talking scammer.

Will---Blowhard scammee.

[Chappaquiddick Crawdad]

Can someone link me to the most recent/most replied-to DUmmie thread concerning AndyScam?

[GaltMeister]

Do a thread titlessearch on the word DUmmie - the last few DUFU's are devoted to the scam.

[Chappaquiddick Crawdad]

No, I meant at DU itself. I hate trying to navigating that DUmpster. Let's just say I have a suicide account ready to go. ;-)

[Dont Mention the War]

Oh, damn. How can I get this white chocolate mocha off my keyboard?

Tell Andy there's a dollar under it?

[SSgtRast]

You and me both... though the state agency I work for out of Seattle has made news in the P-I for improper email, so I won't say on whose time I'm browsing. :)

[Purrcival]

At least you're not dumb enough to out your DUmmie ID in front of everyone (like a certain freeper who posts under the name of her older cat).

[Purrcival]

Note to self: Self, read more carefully. Love and kisses, Self.

[commonguymd]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3275210

I love how they have to talk arrrrrrrround a subject. check this one out.

[Not A Snowbird]

Good luck. I tried to do a search once, and it wouldn't let me because I'm not a donor.

[Purrcival]

"DITHF'ed"

Urf? (my "clueless Scoobydoo" impression)

What does that mean?

[Chappaquiddick Crawdad]

Good luck. I tried to do a search once, and it wouldn't let me because I'm not a donor.

Exactly.

[Not A Snowbird]

Oh, damn. How can I get this white chocolate mocha off my keyboard?

Tell Andy there's a dollar under it?

That was not helpful! Now there's mocha on the monitor!