DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Repub4bush]

Speaking of Termite....

How can two men live in a house supposedly in Termite's name, and neither one have a job?

How do they make house payments?

How do they keep the lights and phone bills paid? High speed Internet? Cable?

Unemployment insurance can't cover all that.

Oh then there is the new puppy. HMMM???

[SCALEMAN]

I'm Andy Stephenson, and I'm running for Congress. Send me to Washington D.C., and I will fight for your free health care."

OR...I'm Andy Stephenson, and I'm fighting for universal healthcare... please help in this good fight.. donate at....

[ReeWalker]

A closer look shows the money solicitors are only a few hardcore Andy buddies. They are the ones trying to maintain credibility that Andy is dying.

Yes, hand picked by Andy, I don't really think they are in it for money, but for the "look at me " factor.

[Choose Ye This Day]

The whole DUmmie FUnnies gang applauds your efforts!

[kevkrom]

"I'm Andy Stephenson, and I'm just $10 away from getting all Americans universal health care... donate today!"

[Choose Ye This Day]

Termite doesn't work? I thought that's (allegedly) why he returned to Seattle.

Maybe he's a trust fund kid?!?

[feefee]

How did you find it?

After google tried to distract me with a thread from 5-13-05, I went to the DUFU Undie editions, starting on the first page, and used the FIND option to search for the word 'plight'. It showed up real quick, so I went back one DUFU edition and began the process over again. It showed up in a DUmmie alert and the link was later on in that DUFU edition.

[PJ-Comix]

Here is a news STORY Andy would love. A hurricane may now be undergoing a sex change operation.

[Charles Henrickson]

Do you have a link to your ORIGINAL "Sleepless and Skeedadle" post?

It was in the DUmmie FUnnies 05-13-05 (Pied Piper Pitt Hasn't Slept Since April!), posted on 05/14/2005 12:51:53 AM CDT, post 483. But later, beginning with post 1,653 (05/16/2005 10:13:54 AM CDT), I changed the name I used for Useful Pundidiot Pitt from "Long Harangues" to "Damp Hankies" since it sounds closer to "Tom Hanks."

[Repub4bush]

Yes, hand picked by Andy, I don't really think they are in it for money, but for the "look at me " factor.

True, there could be a few star struck "I wanna feel important" types involved that have no clue what is going on. "Useful tools" so to speak.

But I still think there at least 4 people planning on retiring to the Grand Caymans very soon..LOL

I am going to finish my house cleaning now. Hubby gave me he day off from the office, so I could do house work... isn't that so sweet of him...sheesh! LOL

[CAluvdubya]

Bookmarking so I don't get lost when I get home.

Still wondering what procedure Undie had on 2-18 at the Swedish Hosp that had him in the Or.

[JLO]

Fundraising thread: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=104&topic_id=3561640&mesg_id=3591327&page=here

[Choose Ye This Day]

Oh, just another fundraising organization? That's possible.

But I get the feeling his ego is such that he wants the attention and power and trappings that would go along with being a Congresscritter. His speeches would be ignored by millions on C-SPAN, he'd be breathlessly quoted and excerpted by MoveOn and Kos, and he'd be a frequent guest on Olberman and Begala. (And on their shows, too.) It would be a pudgy, gay, socialist activist's dream come true.

[ReeWalker]

I am going to finish my house cleaning now
I need to be doing the same here...Plus unpacking all these boxes..Later....

[Misty Memory]

Still wondering what procedure Undie had on 2-18 at the Swedish Hosp that had him in the Or.

Isn't that when he had the stent put in? I seem to recall something on one of the invoices referring to "stent insertion" or some such.

[JLO]

how will JHH react to being used as a money laundry for a wire-fraud scam?

Now that's a very interesting point!

[The Right Stuff]

Whew! Finally made it to the end, for now! Why is Andy posting on DU - can't someone ask him incriminating questions like the ones that have been raised on this thread - or does the unholy Triumvirate tombstone them?

[Charles Henrickson]

He probably has a Congressman Frank shrine in Termite's apartment!

"No, Choose, I am Termite!"

[Proud 2BeTexan]

I read these carefully, but I'm not sure exactly what they are supposed to prove?

[motzman]

But can't you picture Andy thinking/dreaming about this?

Oh, most definately!! It's all about him.

We all have delusions of grandeur to some degree, but this guy cannot seperate the delusions from reality.

Which is why he feels he's not done anything wrong---he is entitled to money, success, and fame.

Notice the DUmmies that "met" him all say what a nice, sweet, caring, "salt-of-the-earth" guy he is. This many different people...yet the same reaction? Nobody thought he was a jerk. 20 people meet me at different times, and I'd be lucky if 50% really liked me.

Except when I'm working. Then everybody likes me, because I'm putting up a front--because I want something from them (I sell things). No, I don't lie or weasel people, I'm just being professional.

Which is what Andy is doing, all the time. His "work" is raising money and he'll use any angle he can to do it.

People with character often have the opportunity to engage in fraud, but don't.
People without character believe everybody does it, they're entitled to it, and successful people just haven't been caught yet.

I think I know which type Andy is...