DUmmie FUnnies 05-17-05 ("I'm pretty upset right now, and I need an explanation" ---Pitt)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 17, 2005 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[motzman]

And the Hits Keep Rollin' Out!

"Scamming Queen" Mash Here to Sing Along



You scam, you can jive
Weaving the lie of your life
See that boy, watch your cash
Diggin’ the Scamming Queen

Friday morn’ and the funds are low
Searching round for a place to go
Where they’ll believe my lies, they’ll believe anything
You come in and look for the bling

Not anybody could be that guy
A moonbat or DUmmie – they’ll believe the lie
Deluded on socialism, they’ll never question why
You’re in the mood for a scam
And when it’s time to jam

You are the Scamming Queen, pale and fat, smell like Listerine
Scamming Queen, thinks he can fool Pajamahadeen, oh yeah!

You can scam, you can jive
Weaving the lie of your life
See that boy, watch your cash
Diggin’ the Scamming Queen

You’re a schemer, sympathy you play on
Leave them busted, and then you’re gone
Looking out for another, to clean the puppy-doo
You’re in the mood for a scam
And when it’s time to jam

You are the Scamming Queen, pale and fat, smell like Listerine
Scamming Queen, thinks he can fool Pajamahadeen, oh yeah!

You can scam, you can jive
Weaving the lie of your life
See that boy, watch your cash
Diggin’ the Scamming Queen

[flitton]

I don't know if I've missed what you've seen but in Feb we were told the surgery was scheduled for the 2nd week in May

http://www.votepa.us/

[txradioguy]

Right. I saw that.

flyarm states the surgery is set for JUNE 2nd.

So now we have May 2nd...8th...26th....June 2nd and "at a later date".


Pass the vapor rub...the smell from this mess is turning my stomach.

[MisterRepublican]

Hmmmm, I was just think of something.

When Andy ran as Democrat candidate for WAS SoS, he got absolutely no support from the local Democrat party (or maybe it was the Dems in WA).

Anyway, besides the totally laughable proposition that he was running at all (he of Subway Sandwich Shops and Phone Company Telemarketer fame), I wonder if the local Democrats had any suspicions about him and Bev.

[IamCURIOUS_fellas]

this is getting even wierder than wierd.... holy crap

JUNE?

[Charles Henrickson]

It was a date with my FIRST DUFU groupie!!!

Wasn't Andy in a wig, was it?

stevenumbers?

[Charles Henrickson]

I am saving my PURITY for Paris Hilton

Have you checked the foliage there?

[Krodg]

Why would any doctor schedule a surgery for a deadly cancer 4 - 5 months down the road???

[MisterRepublican]

I checked that out, the votepa.us appeal. The appeal story isn't dated, not that I can determine. However the info from the accompanying photo indicates that the photo may be from Nashville. That leads me to think it was after Nashville, which is Apr 8 -10 on the timeline.

[flitton]

I am saving my PURITY for Paris Hilton

Well there are three words I never thought I'd see in the same sentence.

[txradioguy]

From flyarms APRIL 28th post


"the tumor is cancerous..and needs to come out now!!
they first scheduled it for jun 2nd..until the doc at john's hopkins saw his records yesterday..and he said ..andy needs the surgery NOW!!"

Speed the next time you talk to "Andy" ask him about this.

[flitton]

I think what I presumed was that the tests referred to had been the early ones done in Seattle in February. But I could well be wrong on that.

[CaliGirl-R]

I love ABBA! You are good. BTW, your "Andy Scam" hasn't got deleted off Pitiful Pitt's blog yet.

[motzman]

BTW, your "Andy Scam" hasn't got deleted off Pitiful Pitt's blog yet.

Thanks! I can't believe Pitt-iful hasn't deleted that yet!

[KJC1]

I think the big fundraiser thread started on April 28. There is a link for it in the timeline.

[Purrcival]

I'm just now jumping back into this monster thread for the first time today, and haven't had a chance to read the last 900-1000 posts. But you make a lot of good points here. I just want to figure out where we are before I say very much more.

[dynoman]

She is not in Baltimore, she is not a friend of Undie's, nor even of Speed's, but rather she is a longtime fellow FReeper who was here long before AndyScam or the DUFUs.

Hmmmm, Speed_Addiction said somewhere she's a liberal and thereby provides some "balance" for him.

[IamCURIOUS_fellas]

Fundraising talk here. Maybe there's something useful that may fill in some of the gargantuan blanks we have on the issue. It's Rhandi Rhodes site, haven't readi it yet.

http://www.therandirhodesshow.com/randirhodes/messageboards/index.php?showtopic=49660&st=0

[Charles Henrickson]

No, you're mixing up two people: Speed's girlfriend and the Freeper who checked on the checks.

[darkangel82]

Pass the vapor rub...the smell from this mess is turning my stomach.

Reading the DU boards always turned my stomach, too. Even before the whole Andy situation.